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soup
soft rolls
yoghurt
chocolate mousse
marshmallows
a couple of paracetamol

name six things a dentist would say

Open wide!
This won't hurt at all!
Have a rince, now.
Have you been flossing?
It'll cost £495.00
No, we don't take payments in installments.

Name six things a Bank Manager would say.

let's discuss your overdraft...
you want to borrow HOW much?
have you thought about debt consolidation?
So, you want some money for a new kitchen/car/giraffe sanctuary?
Singing a song, like Howard on the Halifax ads
Or saying nothing at all.....if you use online banking.

name six subjects you liked at school

English
History
Biology
Geography
PE
Home Economics

Name six teachers you hated

History/Geography teacher
music teacher
Maths teavhers
my french teachers in Y10 who were rubbish
my form tutor Y9
the head teacher

Name 6 teachers you liked at school

I will name names,

Mr Haversam, yummy English teacher we all had a crush on
Mr Lewis, French cos of his French accent
Mr Jones Music, cos he liked to play good records in class
Miss Jackson, biology, for embarrasing silly giggly boys when it came to reproduction, and for doing the sex ed stuff and flicking condoms
Mr Thurman English, he was a Jehovah Witness and in out silly infantile minds we found it funny to put up christmas decorations and send him xmas cards
Mrs Darlington, a fantastic primary school teacher who taught me and my siblings, and wiped weepy eyes and snotty noses as needed

Name six people who have inspired you and why

My Gran, for being 86 and generally fantastic despite a very tough life
D E, for being wise and inspiring
Brother Roger of the Taize community in France, ditto
B R, K J and R D, for coping with difficult jobs and for being all round excellent women.

name six things on your bedside table

telephone
alarm clock
various stuffed animals
lamp
reading book
bottle of water

Name six foods you buy in for christmas that you wouldn't normally have?

Chocolate
Turkey
Christmas Pudding
Roast potatoes
Ice cream
Vegetables!

Name 6 things you detest about Christmas

people forgetting the true meaning
people going manic in the shops
people buying stuff they blatantly don't need
despite buying all this stuff queuing out of the door in Tesco on the 27th buying "essentials" despite the fact on the 24th they stocked up on more than enough of them
routine going out the window
school being shut (well when I was at school)

Name six favourite things about Christmas

people remembering the true meaning
presents which are personal and thought about
Having a Christmas tree up
gingerbread
Christmas Eve communion
Boxing Day lunch

name six films which are ALWAYS on the telly at Christmas

Wizard of Oz
Sound of Music
The Great Escape
The Guns of Navarone
The Snowman
It's a Wonderful Life

Name 6 christmas specials past or present

(Soz about the "name six choc bars you can't get now" question, btw)

Father Ted
The Goodies And The Beanstalk
Knowing Me Knowing Yule
The Eric & Ern one that 28 million-odd watched
The Victoria Wood one where she did the big musical number about Ann Widdecombe
One Foot In The Grave with all the gnomes

Name six things that can be had for Christmas dinner

Turkey, mash, yorkshire pud and gravy
Turkey, roast potatoes, yorkshire pud and gravy
Turkey, chips, yorkshire pub and gravy
Turkey, mash, yorkshire pud, sweetcorn
Pot Noodle on top of Chicken (memories of Xmas 04)
Egg and Chips (what my Dad has)

Name 6 things you are hoping to get for Xmas

An alarm clock
Anything from Jo Malone
Almost anything from Hotel Chocolat (with the exeption of anything marzipanny)
That book on Chairman Mao that was serialised on R4 a couple of weeks ago
Some slippers
All my credit cards paid off (Please Father Christmas, I know I've been bad, but please?)

Name 6 unrealistic wishes you have.