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Long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual
trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit. This
stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
knows where to. More Stress!
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and
the toy bag fell to the ground scattering the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and
a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves
had hit the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all
over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He
opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas
tree.
The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree fat man?"
And that my friend....is how the little angel came to be on top of the
Christmas tree.
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Life is too short for regret, just get on with it!!!
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poor santi
Rudolph is looking for a girlfriend
