12 April 2007
THERE are many things I don't understand.
The language of Laos... why neds wear caps made to shade eyes, in Scotland, in winter ... why scientists put folk in space yet can't make calorie-free Easter Eggs.
But most puzzling is the appeal of Russell Brand.
News leaked this week that he won't front the next series of Big Brother's Big Mouth as he's "looking for other TV vehicles to showcase his talents."
Stay tuned for Back-Combing In Trousers That Threaten Testicular Health.
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