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THE APPRENTICE EXCLUSIVE 'GHAZAL WAS ALL HUFF AND PUFF BUT DID NOTHING' - By Sir Alan Sugar
GHAZAL was close to the door last week but I gave her another chance as she came across as young, bubbly and vivacious.
So I took up her offer and made her a team leader, but I should have trusted my instincts to give her a wild card and tell her to come back in four years.
The other team leader Jadine came into the house like a bull in a china shop but has been taking a back seat over the past few weeks.
She'd sussed out the hiding tricks of people like Lohit. He must have advised her to take a step back and stop the arguing.
But I wasn't having that so I appointed her team leader last night in another of my favourite tasks, advertising.
I must have spent hundreds of millions on advertising. Believe me, I know what a waste of time it is to let some artistic twit loose trying to win awards at one of the advertising bashes.
I told the apprentices that my style of advert was an in-your-face number that actually sold stuff.
I chose trainers, one of the hardest things to sell. They had their work cut out to make a TV advert, a poster, think up a logo and compose a jingle.
Jadine was a lucky girl. You could see her letting Tre and Simon take over but cleverly piping up at the right times to stamp her mark as team leader.
She has a lot to thank the dynamic duo for. Simon excelled writing and singing the jingle, if you can call it singing - 50 Cent has no worries, trust me. Then he put himself forward for the dancing. Again, it wasn't a case of Travolta eat your heart out, but he did show his versatility.
I detected Tre was a bit jealous, he couldn't bring himself to compliment Simon on a great job.
But Tre's idea of giving some money back to the community was good. More importantly, he was spot-on that it should come from profits and not sales. A bad mistake by Jadine not to listen.
I was ready to put my finger down my throat, again, when Katie started off her presentation.
"Sir Alan, I want you to think like Jay. Jay is a 14-year-old streetwise hoodie."
Blimey, how is a 60-year-old fart like me supposed to think like Jay? I wanted to shout "Get on with it, girl, you have just two minutes to impress."
Ghazal was belligerent. She had two people in her team who spend their lives with brands and advertising yet she took no notice of them.
She immaturely thought that as team leader she had to force her ideas on the others.
After spending the first day working on a concept she woke up the next day, trashed the lot and would not back down.
Katie, who is a brand expert and who we all know is clever, took a risk standing by watching a disaster about to happen.
I wonder if she deliberately stood back as part of a plan to allow her colleagues to fall on their swords?
Naomi, the other advertising expert, nailed it in one, saying the words of the advert were rubbish - it said nothing and it wasn't clear what the offer was.
She did a good job on the photography and her filming was so professional she won praise from the ad guys.
But Ghazal's storyline was dreadful. How many times have you sat at home with your partner, seen an advert then turned to each other and said "What was that all about?"
Well, that's exactly what Jay thought. "Do me a favour, love, lay it on me a bit clearer, like babe," or whatever words a 14-year-old might say.
That's when I changed my mind about Ghazal's wild card. She's all huff and puff and when you look closely she talked a lot but did nothing - she was a goner.
They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, well Katie has the bit between her teeth and she's on the war path for Kristina.
The disclosure of her love affair a couple of weeks ago has made her wild. She still thinks the fall of Adam was her doing and is now gunning for Kristina. But she'd better watch out, I've got her card marked.
She got very angry when I told her she seems to be a serial loser. I thought she was about to explode as her face went as red as a tomato in anger.
Watch this space as I rub it in more next week when the teams tackle sales of imported products.
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THE KNOWLEDGE
SIR Alan's Tip Of The Week: Remember to make good use of the expertise of colleagues. Ignore them at your peril.