BB FANS

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag. "Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days." The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.

"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.



"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.

"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.



"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.

"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"



"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?"

asked the doctor.



"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"

"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.



"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"



"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor...........



"Your mother must have been a carrier"


BOOM BOOM!!

ROFL!

Is it more or are they getting worse?

Well they certainly aint getting any better!!!

Where have all the jokes gone

I'm starting to miss my dose of crap jokes

Here's one I got in a cracker.....
''what does Dracula eat for breakfast?

READYNECK''

(hee hee haw haaw it's a cracker)

What did they call the man with no arms or legs after he swam across the England/France channel?

Clever Dick!