TORTURE OVER NURTURE
KEVIN O'SULLIVAN
SO it's official. Grease Is The Word is the one that we don't want. Ooh ooh ooh! What a breath of fresh air Simon Cowell is to admit his shabby show is a load of copycat rubbish.
Simon, mate... you should have put yourself in it. And definitely NOT your bizarrely-dressed bosom-buddy um, er, what was I going to say... Sinitta.
ITV's search for Sandy and Danny lacks the telly X Factor. It's unexciting, no-one seems to care very much - and the entire production is based on the stupidly incorrect premise that Grease is "the world's greatest musical".
The world's most dated musical, more like. Never mind - it's still a must for Shakin' Stevens fans.
Judge David Gest is an entertaining guy. Wasted on this garbage.
"I think there was quite a lot of disappointment tonight," sighed Gest's dismayed fellow panellist David Ian after another dismally-dull Saturdaynight marathon showcased a gaggle of charisma-free wannabes.
Frankly, towering above all the crummy contestants, huge host Zoe Ball has turned the whole monotonous affair into one more round of same, same, same reality tedium.
And, after starting out cruelly taunting the delusional no-hopers, GITW has dwindled into a repetitive weekly dirge.
Sundaymirror