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If it's any consolation, the accent I hate most is Glaswegian. By miles.

"Glesga smiles better." With those teeth? (from the "Glasgow's miles better" campaign of the 80s. Miles better than where? Hell? Debatable.)

Cannot stand Glesga Keelies!!!

"Aaaah belaaaaang tae Glesgaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"

Well f-cking STAY there then!!

The city is a stain on Scotland. (There's been a) Murda capital of Europe.

(Personally I think they are all suicides.)

Who is Feargal Malarkey? or did you mean (adopts a bleating lamb-like voice ) Feargal 'it never happens to me, my perfect cousin' Sharkey?

One of my fav jokes as a kid, was to adopt an Ian Paisley voice and say 'the people from Ulster, we say NO' and then change to a suspect spanish accent and say 'but the man from Del Monte, he say yes'.

Shall I get my coat?

I like the Undertones.

As our posts prove.

No, I like that.

Funny how we won't do deals with terrorists, but it's ok if they sit on both sides in Stormont.

Not to mention treating one-time terror Nelson Mandela like the World's Grandfather.

Just thoughts...

Expect to see Bush and Bin Laden at a comedy club soon.

Eddie Izzard does a great skit on a scene between Adams and Paisley signing the Peace agreement, or rather not signing it. I'd write it up, but the humour is lost without the great delivery (and of course the makeup and fishnet tights)

Liam Neeson has a lovely NI accent, and there are worse than Jimmy Nesbitt.

Let's just say that a lot of the accents are somewhat softer than Paisley's or Adams's. But some of them make you want to curl up and die if you happen to hail from the same place!!

Whatever happened to Eddie Izzard?

Maybe he just changed his accent, dyed his hair and entered the Big Brother house.

David I mean, not Tracey.

Catweazel's more masculine than either of them. But then she probably also has a bigger c-ck than Ziggy.

But don't we all?

Except 1-4 year olds. And Hippo, probably.

True Vagabond about Liam Neeson and James Nesbitt. I quite like a celtic accent, but prefer a Welsh one. I fell in love with Richard Burton as a teenager, just by listening to his voice on War of the Worlds.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh not James f-cking Nesbitt!!

I'd never tire of punching that prat's face.

Eddie Izzard is doing a lot more acting at the moment. He is starring in a serious drama called The Riches in the states, which is also shown on FX. As for stand-up he still does a bit. He was in London quite reason doings some gigs, but I think at the moment is touring in Montreal and the US.


Eddie Izzard stalker? Moi? lol

He's one of those comedians who makes a big impact and then slowly fades away when you realise the material is pretty weak.

Kind of like a comedy one-hit wonder.

Luckily he has his acting to fall back on.

Erm, actually he's even worse as an actor!

Still, Hollywood can't tell the diff, they gave "The Dench Who Stole Christmas" an Oscar.

I have all of Eddie Izzards shows on DVD or video, and have seen him live and think the man is a comedy genuis. He appears to drift aimlessly from subject to subject, in a hilarious haphazard way, but it all comes back in a circle eventually. I think he is a pretty good actor also.


But then I am biased, as I am so in lurve with Eddie.

I know you're bisexual, but you seem to be confused.

I'll help you out. You can fancy men and you can fancy women. But not both in the same body.

And pretty rubbish versions of each at that.

You'll be getting the horn for Nadia next!

I can fancy whoever I like. (apart from saggy old cloth cats)

Don't you repress me!!!!!


And actually Eddie is as straight as Hippo. He loves women so much, he enjoys dressing up as them, as does Hippo, who still hasn't returned my ball gowns. Needed them for his sister indeed.

So long as there's a pulse and only two legs she will