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Anyone else out of bed yet, or is just that fact you guys are all afk for 9months now?

Calrissian: wondering if Laura will still be in a strop

Well, they all rose to clap on cue like the performing seals they are.

Jonty has a new silly toy.

A yellow alien thing. (no, he hasn't got it out again)

It looks like Tweetie Pie after a night on Ellie's rack.

Hmmm, a night between Ellie's rack might be nice.

Now that the HMs can be seen nearer to their real personas, Jonty's toy play is even creepier.

Dermot asked Carole why she wanted to appear on Big Brother.

Carole gave a reasoned, coherent, honest and intelligent response.

Careful Carole, Dermot cannot handle intelligent answers.

I think all the HMs are there except for the racist and the mental case.

No sorry, Charlie's there.

Just back from my weekly re-union in a kind of fun church. Now, if that lot could get into Big Brother..

Dermot as they returned from the ad break and the HMs didn't cheer on cue:

"Not the brightest of bunches."

Well, you lot picked them.

Dermot is talking to Ziggy re: Chanelle.

And he's whispering.

Cause she's in the next room.

(with a face of thunder)

Aaah, true love. She's psychotic and he's frightened. The basis of many a marriage.

I love that David Bowie song, 'Sorrow'...

oh, sorry, I'm supposed to be talking about the HM's...funny how I get so easily distracted.

Have you been chatting to my husband?

They are now showing all the times Ziggy threatened to leave.

Doesn't this sh!t have to be off before LOTR comes on? It'll overrun longer than the trilogy.

He threatened to leave 12 times. That's once a week.

It seemed like more.

Liam and Dermot sharing a school-boy snigger about throwing near-naked twins around.

That's 19 year-old near naked twins who have the personalities and brain-power of 10 year-olds.

Very creepy.

Chatting? We've been having an affair for 4 years.

Would do you think helped him put the wood-panelling and ceiling mirrors in your bedroom?

And we only did that so we'd have wipe-clean surfaces so you'd never suspect when you were down the bingo hall.

(I daren't tell you what we've been doing with Dr T)

I love nearly all David Bowie songs (circa late sixties to early eighties).

He didn't write Sorrow though. But it is a great song and performance.