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Gerry just admitted he deliberately hoovered up Monkey Tunkety.

Jonty's face dropped like he'd just been told his entire family had died, his house had burnt to the ground and Dr Who has been cancelled.

Dermot to the twins - "You are the only housemates who didn't receive a single nomination."

Well, what cold-hearted b-stard (Bunny aside) could possibly nominate them?

It'd be like stealing ice cream from a five year old.

Although I have been tempted...

There, there, none of these things has happened.

It would be funny if Dr Who was cancelled.

Just think, you could campaign for a new show - Dr T.

A show where the Argie Love Stud drives back and forth through time in a big black van with a red-go fast stripe shouting, "I pity the dalek who messes with me!"

one surprise coming up, maybe it's the fact that they never found the washing machine in 13 weeks

Yes they did. Carole entered on the first night.

That thing about the Target was a real highlight of BB this year, wasn't it?

@Alan

Dermot - "Now, let's meet the winner of Big Brother, the Managing Director of Endemol, who not-so subtly fixed it so Brian could win and thus avoid the franchise being crushed under racism allegations, with the real tragedy of us all losing our overpaid part-time jobs."

Brian is surely a babe-magnet.

Oh dear, they are showing all Brian's favourite ladeez and he's spilled liquid in his pants again.

The Aussie one at least had the guts to ask why how on Earth he can't know who Shakespeare is?

It's come to this. A blonde Aussie bimbo knows more about our most famous literary genius than a native.

Brain - "I've got tapes under my bed."

I bet. And a lot of empty handkie boxes.

Oh, and now he reveals his doors got a lock on it and that his mum's been trying to pick it's lock...

And Dermot's creaming his pants in praise of Brian.

Dermot - "Here are your highlights Brian. We literally could have filled an hour with these."

You did. For 10 weeks. And they were SH!T!!!!

And they still are.

Very unfunny, fake man.

Brian I mean, although the description fits Dermot.

Dermot to Brian - "You are a born entertainer."

Well, if you can have a career on TV, Brian should do OK.

Dermot - "You have been a prince among men."

Yeah. A real prince, like these tw@ts: