BB FANS

Wot? The one that was in that film Shakespeare directed?

I'm still hoping they make Brian wear it so Bunny can fulfill his mission.

He's either slept-in, or he's not eating enough carrots. Ahem.

Brian looked so disappointed he didn't win the first class diploma in English usage.

If only he'd had time to prepare for it, study and practice in the mirror for months...

What has struck me so far about the show is that all those recordings of those girls (presumably soap stars or something, I didn't recognise any of them) was recorded at the beginning of the series, (Dermot just said, "I've been waiting all series to show you that), so how come they say that it isn't a fix. Some of the girls were saying Congratulations!!!

Also Dermot also said they asked the producers of Hollyoaks back in July if Brian could have a part in the programme, another reminder that he was their chosen one. Did they ask this for any of the other hms. I bet there were lots of discussions which were beeped out about hms favourite TV programmes.

I was really enjoying the programme up til Brian's bit. Everyone else seemed to be coming across as quite personable and I liked Liam a bit more, when he said he was going to go back to work. But this Brian bit really spoiled it for me.

So Laura's lost two-stone.

From where?

Her kidneys?

Agree.

Thanks for the Hollyoaks info/fix, I didn't know that.

But he won't get on that. They all have to be drama-school urchins who know who Shakespeare is.

Brian can remember his own script, but could he memorise someone else's?

Oh eff of Seany

Look away Ellie!

(if you aren't already heaving into a bucket)

SHUT UP SEANY!!

This is the last time you will be seen on TV, now f-ck off!!

F-ck's sake, where's the mute button?

Am loving the song at the end. Classic.

And so it ends, with an unco-ordinated, discordant mess of lens-loving losers.

Most fitting.

Thats all BBfans for this year.

See you on the other side.
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Calrissian: time to venture out

Is this the end of it? Is this programme on instead of the BBQ they usually have? And if so does that mean there is no echoes through the house? I always liked that bit.

I can hear them? Can't you?

Sounds like Finchy and CT are having a honeymoon to remember.

Oh, it's over, but who really gives a stuff? As long as we don't have to wait another 9 months for a bit of Alanlapin, we'll be fine.

Did I really say that???