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Well, Scotch beef is always tastier than that scrawny South American rubbish.

Well he does have to get back to work, You did know that Alanlapin is just his alias didn't you GG?

Isn't that right Gordon? Of to run the country now?

I'll try my best.

It's not so much fun ruining other people's these days. The women and children die too quickly with these cluster bombs.

The first time I read that it thought it said duster bombs. And I thought Wow! You can make bombs that kill people, and then clean up the mess afterwards. Carole would be impressed.

That's the clever thing about land mines.

Not only do the arms manufacturers make millions selling them, they charge even more to safely remove them after they've been dropped on foreign soil.

The Military-Industrial Complex: not just there for the nasty things in life.

Well, Gordon, I have to say that things have gone downhill since you took over.

Half the escalators in the Canary Wharf Mall weren't working when I was over there two weeks ago. This would never have happened when my ex, Tony, was running the country.

It did.

Careful. Talk about subliminal r...

Thank you!

I wondered if anybody would notice that.



But as we established earlier, you're Norwegian.

Still, they do knock out good wood.

F-cking ungrateful plebs!!!

It's all part of the NHS "Wet Yourself Fitter" Campaign.

I want you lazy b-stards drenched in sweat (your own or someone else's) by taking more exercise each day instead of sitting around watching a bunch of attention-seeking knobheads locked in a funny room on TV all day. They still broadcast the BBC Parliament channel, right?

The escalators won't be turned on again until you've all shed 20 pounds, from your wallets and purses or thighs, I care not (how do you think I got so far up the greasy pole, proles?).

Call it a stealth "fat tax".

Fair enough - nothing wrong with my wood, knocked out or otherwise.

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I expect you keep it well-polished.

I think I've found a new avatar for you Boop.