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Jade Goody the beauty tycoon

Ugly rumour more like.

Jade Goody Sells Beauty


THE trickle of Jade Goody news goes on. Like a slurry of curry sauce sliding across the plate towards our virgin nan bread, Jade Goody re-renters our lives. The Sun says she’s investing her money in a beauty salon. A “pal” tells us: “She wants to invest what money she has left to secure her children’s future.” So she’s setting her two sons up with a chain of beauty parlours…anorak

Listen, the whole Jade 'hype' worked to a degree - John Noel stablemates like Davina & Dermot, who only think about their own careers, were sickenly compliant in their support for for such a dreadful person.
Jade's hype was all about the patronising 'pygmalion' garbage perpertrated by the z-list media in a desperate attempt to promote a 'bad girl' to 'good girl', 'rags to riches', etc., blah, blah, blah - this was tried again with Charley in BB8(compliant Davina & Dermot, again) only thickos fall for this.
Ally Ross in his column last friday said Davina was compromised by her 'parasitic' agent, the agent who made 'unfunny' Russell Brand a star after his fling with Kate Moss.

Many who bought into the Jade hype, whether they be housemates in her own series or those that followed her were either thick wannabe snakes or probably just thick.

Jade was a nasty and terrible piece of work on BB3 - Kate had her number - but the tabloids went too far demonising her(she is just dull & pathetic, after all).
Yes, we all knew she had a rough life beforehand... but that was NO excuse.

The final three weeks of BB3 saw Endemol cut out any bitchy comments & disgraceful behaviour from her in a desperate attempt to 'save her'; and they were more than ably 'helped' by the 'charm offensive' launched by The Sun, The Daily Star, The Mirror, because, as dreadful & pathetic as Jade was(the bullying of Sophie was one of the nastiest things ANYBODY had seen on television, something Sophie reiterates in Narinder's book), the said tabloids didn't want any blame for making hateful Jade a 'hate' figure.

5 years later, only the dummest thought Jade would be anything but vile in CBB5 - hence her racist comments about Shilpa in 'that' limerick.

Jade Gets Surgical Sky

Seeing has Jade lost the battle against weight gain - no harm in that - we've all tried diets.
But Jade' s THREE 'fitness' videos, one helped by liposuction - in the course of z-list promotion in this z-list age - yes, fooled the obviously braindead who fall for z-list promotion - but no-one else.

Jade needs to learn that beauty comes from within - as Shilpa taught her.

Maybe Jade is promoting liposuction.

I'm not braindead, a fact for which I am very grateful.

I was given a gift of a the first Jade fitness video, and I still have it.

Why would I throw out something which is actually quite useful? The exercises in it, if done properly, will help tone up muscles, and could - if combined with a sensible diet - contribute to weight loss, and a better physical shape.

The exercise regime on the video would have been devised by someone who is an expert, not Jade.

Of course if someone doesn't exercise, and eats too much of the wrong foods, then they won't stay fit and trim.

My point is that the actual exercises on the video are effective. There are a group of professional dancers who demonstrate how to do them well, whereas Jade looks like a bit of a beginner in comparison.