Is Harvey the most deluded man EVER?
After his stunning revelation that he still watches the DVD of his wedding to Alesha, Harvey is just coming out with gem after gem after gem in a new interview this morning. Here, ladies and gentlemen, we present you with three pieces of evidence as to why Harvey is the most deluded man in the world EVER.
Number 1: On what it was like telling Alesha he was sleeping with Javine
"I've performed in front of hundreds of thousands of people, presented national television, I've done films with Hollywood actors, but this was ten times worse, telling her I'd slept with another woman." Yes, because breaking your wife's heart is really on the same level as working with a D-list actor, isn't it, Harvey?
Number 2: On his wedding to Alesha
"When I saw her walking down the aisle, I was gone. I cried my eyes out and my best man, Premiership footballer Sean Davis, was crying too." Sorry, what was that your best man did again, Harvey? heatworld can only image what its own husband would say: “I’d like to thank my best man, Olly Smith, area sales manager for Dixons.” What a massive bell end.
Number 3: On a "funny thing" that happenned to him the other day
"I was standing outside a nightclub and two 16-year-old boys came up to me and said, 'You're so lucky. You've gone out with the two most beautiful girls in the industry.' Then one said, 'I think Alesha's fitter.' The other one goes, 'I like Javine.' They're 16. They don't get it. They just see beauty. They don't see the person." *heatworld bangs head off desk repeatedly*
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