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A lady walks into a high class Jewellery shop. She
browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed her little accident and prays
that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.As she
turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in
the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,
"Good day, Madam.How may we help you today?" Very
uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just
not have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely bracelet?"He answers, "Madam, if you
farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t
yourself when I tell you the price."
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Madeline !!!
