Ambiguous Alex (as in is he gay or not
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Juvenile Jade (enough said)
Sick Sandy (peed in the bin)
Larger-lout Lynne (couldn't drink without starting a fight)
Kinder-egg Kate (reminds me of the humpty dumpty man in the old adverts)
Smeg Feet Spencer ( fungi)
Jesus Jonny (if he had long hair he'd be a dead ringer)
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*I don't know who you are but you're a real dead ringer for god* 
Petty PJ (after the rich side/poor side incident)
Animal Alison (ate like one)
Lumpy Lee (well he was muscley and I can't think of anything else!)
Swotty Sophie ( I bet she was at school anyway)
Ar**hole Adele (in my opinion)
Thumpable Tim (you could just smash his face in couldn't you?)
