As you can tell by the time stamp on this post I'm burning the late night oil (sick kid again, a fathers duty and all that jazz...Belinda hands in motion as we speak...dont worry, I'm yawning with you)
I just thought I'd share this great website with you. It may have already been shared with you guys a long time back (and I'm sure someone is more than prepared to poo poo this thread for their own gratification....god bless you if you do, my heart goes out to you and your family

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It's a website that loves bad English in foreign advertising, especially Japanese. Ok, enough of my waffle, here's the link
http://www.engrish.com