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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
PostPosted: 24 Jul 08, 21:11 
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They ain't pretty no more!!
For f-ck's sake! Put a pair of boxing gloves on those!
A quick one-two left/right combination from Raging Bullshiner Lisa's rocks accounts for Rachel and Kat's teeth.
Where's Mario to facilitate this bout and Marquis of Queensberry rules are upheld? Or at least her bazooms are, in a (Health &) Safety bra.
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
PostPosted: 24 Jul 08, 21:14 
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I don't understand, it looked smaller on Mario's head
Love, he was big-headed in more ways than one
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
PostPosted: 24 Jul 08, 21:18 
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It took me ages to find him though!
House wh*re Sara finally succeeds in having every male in the house after the Invisible Man succumbs
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
PostPosted: 24 Jul 08, 21:19 
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Hellish housemate Kat gets a little revenge on Heaven by dropping a couple of her kids off at the pool before any of the others wake up
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
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Maysoon considers whether it would be polite to tell Kat she has flowers growing out of her head
Read those warnings!: It's another dire consequence of too much 'Cookie Love'
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
PostPosted: 24 Jul 08, 21:24 
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And over here children we have Homo-defectus, once a popular staple of reality TV shows. Now nearing extinction after it's natural habitat was cancelled.
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
PostPosted: 24 Jul 08, 21:26 
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Ssssh now, don't creep up on them from behind...
Don't they like that Miss?
No, quite the contrary, it gets them a little too... excited shall we say children. Moving on...
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
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Miss! Miss!! Look, there's TWO of them!
Ah yes, each has it's mate. Now, as I said, moving SWIFTLY on children...
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PostPosted: 24 Jul 08, 21:31 
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Ah now then children, this is interesting. Here we have the Me-me-me-me-me monster. The only one of it's kind!
Why's that Miss?
Well just look children! This poor creature is never going to find a mate, is it?
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
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Maysoon regrets inviting Michael to 'feel his way around'
Is that your walking stick, or are you just pleased to not see me?
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Will this man's talents never end!?
Rex proves to house that it wasn't another wild boast as he demonstrates he CAN talk underwater
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
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When the kids are away, the Muscle Marys will play
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
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Uuurgh!! A woman! Get away from me!!
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
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To be honest, after all the steroids, it's shrunk so much, I can no longer tell if I'm talking with my dick out anymore
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 Post subject: Re: Captions thread
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Rex undertakes new task, "Does Rex think the sun shines out of his behind?" by eating new endoscopic camera
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His head is usually so far up it, couldn't he just have had a quick look?

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