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A man rang the doctor to make an appointment for a check up.
"I want the full treatment." he told the doctor.
"You will need to send me a few samples a few days before, so that we can get the Lab to do some tests, so that I have the results when you come in." the doctor told him slowly,
"First: a blood sample, Second: a stool sample, Third: a semen sample, Lastly: a urine sample."
After hung up the phone, the man asked his wife for containers to put all of these in, she said, "Just send him a pair of your underpants!"
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