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Yes, back on topic, please there Jezi or I'll have to report you to a modera... oh. Oops.

At least I didn't wipe my cheating husbands toothbrush on hippo's dirty bedsheets. That really would be disgusting.

And it never came up in your living room when I had to sit there physically biting my lip as not to laugh, not at all.

On the bit of BB I saw tonight never saw Mikey at all, was he OK?

No, Mikey wasn't ok. They all abandoned him to a pan of sausages bubbling and spitting in 3 inches of oil. GG was right in that that sole act of being in charge of the pan could win him BB outright.

What would Mario have said?

Mario would have jointed the whole pig single handedly and then cooked it with a blowtorch (while hiding behind a welding mask) - for health and safety reasons, obviously.

Shows just how much they were thinking then. Was he angry?

No, but I think he thought they were all stupid wondering why he didn't know whether they needed turning or were cooked. Also I think it was Rex who helpfully suggested that he shook the pan to turn the sausages. I think BB might have intervened had that happened.

Can hear Health and Safety arriving at the door of Rex's THREE restaurants as we speak.... what a div.

Another good HLs show. Rex is toast, isn't he? I mean, could he be more hateful at the moment (although winding up Sara and co in the bedroom was a flash of the old Rex that had me laughing out loud). But Nicole is just as crap if you ask me. She seems completely incapable of articulating a single, solitary emotion without simpering into her hairdo. She'd drive me mad if I had to spend anything more than five minutes with her.

I really like Sara. That was funny, the way she declared the affair with Darnell to be over. I liked the way she was winding Stu up.