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Big Brother has removed the Heaven and Hell divide while the housemates were sleeping.
Mohamed was the first to wake up. Half asleep, he stumbled through the Living Area before noticing it had gone and doing a double-take-sprint combo so spectacular it deserves to go down in history.
"The barrier's gone!" Mo shouted into the Basic Bedroom, "it's gone!"
In minutes, all the housemates were awake and stunned by the news.
"Honestly?" asked Mikey.
"Seriously?" enquired Lisa.
As the good news spread through the House, Darnell, Rachel and Kat had a great big three-in-a-bed cuddle.
Such was the wave of excitement that Stuart stopped moaning and asked the question on everyone's lips.
"What time is it?" said Stuart.
Ah well. At least he's talking to the other's again after his mixed emotions at remaining in the House for another week.
Later the housemates tucked into a Sunday breakfast and discussed the reasons for the barrier being removed.
"I think Big Brother said 'housemates just aren't happy so let's take it down,'" explained the delight would-be rapper, "because Big Brother loves the housemates."
Alright Darnell. Don't get carried away...
