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darnell is so self obsessed, he's such a bore

Hello. I was thinking today, in my work, years ago, there was a guy like Darnell.

I heard a song today, and remembered dancing with the guy at the office party.

All the girls would dance with him, if they liked a song. But no-one ever considered him as anything more than a dance partner.

I hope he's happy now. Probably the father of 17 children, or something.

or a serial killer

There was a good chat on LF last night, between Kat & Darnell. She was asking him about the girl who he hoped was waiting for him...he said he knew this girl a month before he went into the house. Later, he said he knew her a week. Anyway, Kat was asking about her, but Darnell kept talking about himself.

Kat eventually said to him 'it's always Me Myself I with you'.

I am assuming BB won't show much of that late-night chat...if they do, I've spoilt it for the masses.

Poor Darnell, always the bridesmaid never the bride...or something.

bloody catholics

It amuses me that Rex and Stu wear eye make-up. I'm not an advocate of men putting on the slap ( ) - Paul McCartney's dodgy eye-brows turn my stomach - but Darnell would benefit from an eye-lash tint, every so often.

I'd permit it as a tax-deductable medical expense.

Like a breast reduction....tax-deductable.

Not like a breast augmentation....not tax-deductable.

Any guy with a six-pack would impress me.


A six-pack of cider, that is.

There is no way in the world I would test either of those cakes as none of them have washed their hands.

darnell desperate to write his name on the cake

his self obsession is unbelievable, psychologists must have a field day

Oh - Stu knows when he's going to be screwed. That's a useful talent.

I really hate Thomas from Leeds.

In fact, I think I would punch him if I ever met him.

Another Mikey culinary classic after 'crisps avec snot tissue.'
He was back to being a whinging git again.