BB FANS

I waver on Rachel all the time. A couple of days ago, I thought she was brilliant, had done a good job as HoH and I wasn't averse to her winning. Then the divide came down and she was right back up The Fat Moron's arse again in no time, which made me dislike her again.

It's The Fat Moron who ruins things all round for me. If it was booted, I would be so very happy and I think Rachel would have a much better chance of winning. But as it is, The Fat Moron is holding her back.

Lisa is mad as a box of frogs and then some, which is why I find her very entertaining to watch and a great HM. Wouldn't mind Lisa winning.

I like Lisa too

however like John alluded to on Friday I seem to have the kiss of death, so I doubt she'll win

Cameron likes Lisa - does anyone else find this ironic

Ah bless - Lisa BB4 is one of my favourite HMs ever. Pure comedy gold from "I could kill you with these two fingers" to her "asthma attack" to sitting in the pub with a fag on and curlers in.

Well I am probably wrong then. I thought that BB said that she must not discuss this Diary Room converstaion with any of her fellow housemates. Perhaps I am getting muddled with something else? If so, then I do apologise.

Lisa = Has something of a Jade act going on there I think. I'm just waiting for her to start insisting that East Anglia is abroad. While her stories are sometimes amusing, I find them less funny than Jade's twisted but earnest views on reality.

Rachel = I can't get past seeing a new probationary teacher, fresh out of college facing her first day in front of a bunch of rowdy 15 y/o Bash Street kids. She knows she's the boss and must be seen to act with an even hand but can't quiet get control of her unruly charges. Sadly after Big Brother, a real world classroom is likely to provide a similar experience.

I am delighted to see Rachel is still holding her own amongst the players in the house.
The creep Luks has gone to be joined by the insipid Dale and hopefully Stu will be out this week.

Rachel on her first day at Bogbreath Comp

"OK guys settle down now, come on...oh gosh...come ON guys it's time to be quiet...guys...GUYS...gosh oh dearie me...no put that down, Jonathan...put it DOWN...no don't encourage him Dwayne...GUYS PLEASE!...untie me guys come on I like a joke but...guys...this is not what the art cupboard is for, guys...guys?...GUYS?"

I did read somewhere that Rachel was told she couldn't reveal that she had traded her letter for those of the Hell HM's.

BB also said she was allowed to read her own letter in the Diary Room (if she chose to) and that she didn't have to reveal its contents to the others.

However, whether it was an explicit instruction or a misunderstanding on her part; Rachel actually believed that she wasn't allowed to tell the others.

Rachel spinning the truth (video)

Rachel then spent the next couple of days inventing reasons why she hadn't had any mail.

Even funnier because Once Upon a Time in a School Far Far Away... there really existed a pair of jokers called John and Wayne. And yeah, poor Rachel wouldn't have lasted her first week

It is coming back to me now. I believe I read it or saw it on a video on the C4 site, but when I went back a bit later to look at it again, it had been removed, because I remember thinking that C4 must want everyone to think that Rachel had been really good in not telling the others, when in actual fact, she was only carrying out their instructions. For some reason they wanted to make her look good to the public. Maybe they felt guilty about showing the others her VT?

Eh? I don't get the irony dh

You don't want to stick your thumb on her windpipe? (Or whatever it was )

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I see!

Hahahahahahahah.

Whole different thing, watching it and living it.

dead right ethel.

found it funny the other night when darnell was nailing the nasties behaviour spot on about how they bitched about the others assuming the others were bitching about them, but they weren't bitching at all. anyway lisa was sitting there all the time, keeping schtum

I was only teasing Cam