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Darnell talks to plants...

VIDEO: Plant Wars

After a little, ahem, altercation with some of the greenery in the Garden, Darnell was summoned to the Diary Room where Big Brother demanded he explain his actions. A somewhat weird and strange explanation followed, but the upshot was that Darnell should clean up the mess and have some consideration for the feelings of the plant...

"I'm sorry Mr Plant. I didn't mean to disrespect you," said a repentant Darnell. "You hurt my feelings. The final's coming and I've got a lot on my mind. I'm stressed out and I think you took advantage of that, but I can move on," he added, with his head hanging low.

"I just wanna be homies man - you and all your cousins. I'm gonna get you some water and we gonna hydrate together," Darnell continued as he gesticulated to the plant.

Hmm, how very street...

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At first sight, I read that post title as "The Secret Life of Planks", and thought "so that's another thread about Rachel then"