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HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

A couple of jokes my 11 year old told me....

Dracula went to the pub and ordered a cup of boiling water....barman said ''oh I thought you only drank blood''
Dracula pulled out a tampon and said ''na, I just fancy a cuppa tea''
:eek:

DISGUSTING!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Cos she had no arms ::lol::

I see high school is really paying off :-?

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

oh and there's another yukky one.....

What's red and runs up your leg?

A homesick period :eek:

What's she like? :oops:

Obo

From your 11 year old :eek:

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

YES!

She tells me loads, I can't remember anymore, but half the time I laugh and then shes says ''I don't get it?'' ::lol::

Obo

LOL

bless her!!

My dad texted me this

2 irish men find a mirror in the road, the 1st looks in it and says "I know that face but I cant put a name to it"

The 2nd looks in it and says "you f***ing idiot.
.
.
.
.
. its me"

Bless him he thinks hes so funny!

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

So do I!

Jonnyboy · **Joined:** 18 Oct 02, 13:53 **Posts:** 5803

Your daughter is obsessed by periods!

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

You're right she is!

Since one of her mates got hers, she's convinced every tummy ache is gonna be the start. It's as though she can't wait to get hers. She'll be very sorry when she does!

Jonnyboy · **Joined:** 18 Oct 02, 13:53 **Posts:** 5803

but its the gift of womanhood HD :wink:

plus we all not it doesnt really hurt, its just that all girls get pulled over at school and told how to use the best excuse ever given.

*put blanket over head and pretends to be a cushion*

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

you're cruising for a bruising JB :evil:

Obo

*Sits down on big comfy cushion thats appeared*

Most girls are until they get them...then you cant wait to be rid of them....

We were taken aside at school and told that we were NEVER allowed to use it as an excuse to get out of anything (especially P.E.) "we all get them so anyone using it as an excuse to not do something will be severely repremanded"

Personally I'd rather the whole of the gym didnt know that I had the decorators in so therfore couldnt do Trampolining

Jonnyboy · **Joined:** 18 Oct 02, 13:53 **Posts:** 5803

Im not JB Im a cushion.

he's not here....he went that way *points*

*realises that cushions cant point and hastely puts arm back under blanket*

Jonnyboy · **Joined:** 18 Oct 02, 13:53 **Posts:** 5803

obo...your REALLY heavy for your size!

Obo

*looks down at cushion*

"huh..?? I Thought I heard something then...."

"NAH cushions dont talk....this ones Effing uncomfortable though"

*JUMPS UP AND DOWN ON CUSHION....gets bit more comfy*

HappyDaiz · **Joined:** 29 Jun 02, 16:52 **Posts:** 10718

Blimey Jb you're really on a death wish today!

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