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A man and woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable unfaithfulness when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's ***** off.
Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the ***** smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, and then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that??" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey".
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes, she says... Sure had a big dick, didn't it?
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