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(Sorry for the dodgy capitalisation etc too - it's a cut and paste...)


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field of all Your Cheques, write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

DO NOT EVEN get me started on this subject...there was a mobile speed camera parked in the road our church is in on Sunday morning at 9.30am. I ask you!! Obviously LOADS of boy racers around at that time in the morning. Or maybe they were just out to get the Methodists lol

(I don't THINK I was doing more than 33....)

but the rest of it is really funny...

It did make me chuckle I have to admit.

Don't like the last one much, but the rest are very funny.

I just got this Email from my sister and you didn't add no14. Of course you can rely on me to do it.

''14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. ''