OldGit wrote:
Channel 4
Fake ThatThe sun was shining, everyone was having a good time, nothing could spoil the moment. Could it? How about Kris and Dogface being summoned to the Diary Room for a dressing down from Big Brother? What could they have done? It all became clear very quickly...
"Are you familiar with the Rules of the Big Brother House?" asked Big Brother after Dogface and Kris sat down.
"Yeah?" answered Kris nervously.
"Big Brother would like to refer you to page 22 of the Rules – the Rule regarding fake romances?"
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"Dogface," continued Big Brother, "you said 'they're not really my type'. Saffia said 'what's your type?' Dogface, you said 'I don't know, I like skinny guys with tattoos, but I really like black men'. Saffia said 'who would be your perfect man – someone like Usher?' Dogface, you said 'yeah, someone like that, really nice.'"
"Dogface," asked Big Brother, "does Kris resemble the multi-platinum selling R&B artist Usher in any way?"
