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It's funny how they only suffer technical difficulties around the time an argument or 2 is going on rather than when everyone is tucked up in bed fast asleep.

BBLB interferes with house - again.

BBLB decided to fly a radio controlled helicopter over the house compound.

Hey Paw - hand me my shotgun


Yes, all the HM's came out to see - but why? Pretty pointless, and I'm amazed people haven't been on the phone to OfCom about it

If you want to watch how the house reacted, see C4 Video
Is it a plane? No! It's the BBLB helicopter

Amazing how quick the comments on C4's site have vanished too. Someone suggested that technical difficulties was a queue at the kebab shop...!

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Hide and Hide. And Hide.

With the dancing disco daisies still showing no signs of wilting, Kris and Charlie decided that they'd had enough lounging around in the sun and wanted a bit of a laugh. And, who did they choose to play a trick on? Why Halfwit of course. And the gag? A non-existent game of hide and seek.
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Dance Yourself Dizzy

If you can remember back to the 1980s when disco dancing daisies were a phenomenon, you'll probably remember that as long as you kept the batteries fresh, they'd keep going and going and going. Sadly, the housemates probably haven't got that kind of stamina.

"It's safe to say that none of them are really good dancers," said Siavash unkindly as his housemates did their best impressions of the cult toy.
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BB CHARLIE: I LOVE SEX

CHARLIE has boasted he used to enjoy sex four times a day with his ex-boyfriends.

He added: “I like a man that makes me laugh.”

(That explains why he keeps looking in the mirror...!)

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Housemates Pass Bull In A China Shop Task!

The housemates have passed their latest Big Brother task, bull in a china shop. Cairon and Charlie chose to be blindfoled and get into the bull costume whilst Siavash directed them, ensuring they managed to break at least 10 red plates.

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MY ANGEL CAME FROM A STEAMY SOVIET UNION

BIG Brother housemate and boxer Angel McKenzie is the love child of a Russian astrophysicist, we can reveal.

She was conceived during a steamy illicit affair between the professor and Yelena Chebotaryova, 66, who we tracked down in Moscow.

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CAIRON RISKS BOOT AFTER WAR OF WORDS WITH SREE

BIG Brother bad boy Cairon Austin-Hill is on the verge of being booted out over fears he could spark a fight.

The London-born American has repeatedly lost his rag and broken the rules of the house.

He was given his first official warning for using “intimidating behaviour” in a row with Sree Dasari on Friday.

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SOPHIA NEEDED A BONK

SUPER bitch Sophia Brown last night admitted she wouldn’t have been so aggressive if she’d had a hunk in the house to bed.

The gobby bank worker – booted out by a landslide 91.2% of the vote on Friday – was branded a bully because of her angry rants against Saffia Corden.

However, the outspoken “pocket rocket” teased that if she’d had someone to bonk she would have been a lot calmer.

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(That's Davina by the way...)

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Patience Pays

As the person who has probably spent the most time observing the dancing disco daisies, Big Brother thought it might be interesting to see what Siavash thought about the Task. So the Fashionable One was summoned to the Diary Room for a chat

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