Nominations AnnouncedThe nominations are in and this week's losers are... drum roll... Cairon and Halfwit.
The housemates gathered on the sofas as usual for the results. No one batted much of an eyelid when Halfwit was announced, but when Cairon's name was mentioned, jaws dropped. Siavash in particular looked devastated.
"Cairon..." repeated Karly in amazement. "How?"
"It just goes to show, you never have a ******* clue what people think of you," said Kris, shaking his head.
Cairon headed out to the Garden, where he was joined by many sympathetic housemates. "Which one of you *******s did it?" he joked. "Am I really that bad to live with after two weeks?!"
But he seemed to be taking the news on the chin. "You've got to be up for eviction sometime, haven't you," he said philosophically. "I'm not shocked. At least I wasn't nominated the first week."
If Cairon gets evicted there are going to be tears before bedtime: yes, Siavash will be heartbroken if his bosom buddy leaves him behind. But could dividing this ‘power couple' cause an interesting change in House dynamics? And, will the other housemates miss seeing Cairon's naked backside?
For the second week running, Halfwit faces the axe. Last Eviction night he could barely control his nerves and wandered around like a man possessed, belting out tune after tune, much to the other housemates' amusement, annoyance, or distress. He then had a row with Lisa - or rather she had a row with him - and he spent the rest of the evening walking on eggshells.
Will the next Eviction be as exciting? Will Halfwit be saying his fond farewells?
Has Cairon pulled his last moonie?
You decide...
Ch4
