Talk To The AnimalsImagine for a second that instead of putting people in the House, Big Brother had a bit of a Noah moment and filled it full of animals? Well, give your imagination a rest and sit back as the housemates discuss what animals they would be...
"What animal would you be?" Noirin asked Charlie kicking off the debate.
"I'd want to be a bird, 'cause sometimes I have these dreams…" said Charlie, before tearing off on tangent about flying dreams and crumbling teeth.
When Noirin asked Marcus what he'd be, he was ready with his answer: "A tiger, 'cause they're proud and aloof," he said trying to look dead hard.
"I think I should be like a cow," said Sree proudly, but Marcus was waiting for the chance to shoot him down. "I think you should aim for something more like a goldfish," he sneered.
"A cow is so patient. I am seeing more of the character of the animal, not what it looks like," explained Sree. But he wasn't happy with just the one animal. "When it comes to leadership, I'd be a lion," he added.
"Lions don't lead **** all," snarled Marcus.
"What do you mean?" asked Sree.
"Lions don't do **** all. A bunch of lazy ******* ********. It's the lionesses that do all the work," added Marcus.
"A monkey," answered Rodrigo when it was his turn, "because a monkey likes to joke, jump, blah, blah, blah, to play with themselves."
That's quite enough of that thank you...
"And what animal would you be Angel?" asked Noirin.
"A dog," replied Angel meekly, "a homeless dog."
Aww. And it was all going so well.
Ch4
