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Kris is climbing a mountain to capture a billy goat for tea.

Oh wait a sec, I may be watching One Million Years BC

The server fault on here is getting a bit more than annoying.

Sree and Angel. I think the stalker may of met his match

Daily Mail

Sophie and Kris share an intimate bubble bath in the Big Brother house

Big Brother lovebirds Sophie and Kris proved that they really are inseparable - even sharing a bubble bath.

The glamour model locked lips with the university dropout in the tub as they continued to try and show that their budding romance is real.

Last week Big Brother brought the couple into the diary room and warned them that fake romances were against the rules.

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Speaking Russian

They pass the Task despite a few wrong answers...
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Could you please ellaborate a bit more on that. What was the error message you were getting or what was happening please?

Trouble in Paradise

After being peaceful for an entire morning, the feistier housemates have finally snapped. Sree and Marcus have had (another) huge barney.

Sree approached Marcus in the Bedroom earlier. "Every time when the Task comes you are really really mad about it," he started. "I totally love your passion, enthusiasm to win the Task, but-"

Marcus wasn't having it. "The reason why we argue is, I say to you as a friend, 'Don't **** around.' But you can't just say 'Cool', you always have to say 'Shut your face, **** you,' and it's really abusive."

"No, no, no," argued Sree. "You are elder than me and you are the person who need to put me a certain example, but however all the time you argue with me."

As Marcus started to object, Sree obviously saw that he wasn't going to win this one, and tried to draw a line under it. "The thing is over. Look, we have a good day. End of story."

"Why do you always run away?" said an exasperated Marcus as Sree headed out to the Living Area. "He starts all arguments," he added, turning to Kris who was resting on a nearby bed. "And then he runs around and tries to turn it back on you."

Not able to leave it at that, Marcus followed Sree out to the Living Area where he found him telling the other housemates about the row.

"You're a little game-planning *******!" fumed Marcus.

Karly stepped in in Sree's defence. "Marcus, even before the Task starts, you're like 'Sree, don't **** about'. None of the rest of us say it. YOu're always the first one to say it."

"Because I've always been stuck with him since the day we walked through the door," argued Marcus, turning to Sree. "Nobody else has to sit with you all the time and babysit you. It's always me. Then you go round everyone telling them I'm picking on you all the time when I'm not!"

"I am expressing my feelings with my people who I trust," blustered Sree.

"But there's a difference between expressing your feelings and deliberately trying to make everyone hostile towards me!" insisted Marcus. He then went on to say that Sree was a 'liar' and a 'schemer'. Yikes.

The argument rages on... but who's in the right?
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No actual error message to report, just the forum cant be loaded for say 5 mins or so you just get page unavailable then suddenly its back working fine, then 20 mins later the same happens. oldgit has had the same problems,



up till then I just thought it was my new hyper speed 50 meg per second NOT virgin connection playing up again. This issue Ive noted ever since I came back here for bb10.

Its probably caused by one of the server monkeys taking a crafty smoke break

I get the exact same problem too. I'm on Virgin and use IE6. Can load up other sites during this happening though (except digitalspy more often than not).

Disrespectful

Sparks are still flying in the Big Brother House. Marcus and Sree's argument earlier took an unexpected turn when Sree told Marcus that he's "disrespectful to women".

Marcus was outraged. "When have I ever disrespected women in here?!

"You do it all the time, Marcus," chipped in Karly. "You're always at Sophie [Dogface] - 'show us your tits, do this, do that'."

"That's a joke!" spluttered Marcus.

"That's disrespectful to women though," insisted Karly.

"I can't believe you say that," said Marcus, stunned. "If you naturally get on with someone you're alright. You listen to [Siavash and Cairon] and I just think 'oh that is terrible'!"

"So why do you do it to Sophie then?" said Karly. "It's not different at all."

"I say about tits because I know Sophie's sense of humour and I know she's cool with it." insisted Marcus.

"But she's not though!" objected Karly.

"She's not though!" echoed Sree, who hadn't managed to get a word in for a few minutes.

After the argument broke up, Marcus approached Karly in the Kitchen to again refute what Sree had said. "For him to say to me that I'm disrespectful to women was very insulting to me," he told her.

Karly looked uncomfortable. "Obviously the argument between you two is between you. It's nothing to do with me and you."

But Marcus was keen to win her over. "The difference between me and him is that if I'm talking about something I'll come straight to you," he argued. "He'll go behind everyone's back and try and influence your opinion. I mean how many times has he run to you - 'oh Marcus is doing this again'? It's every five minutes!"

Karly wasn't going to agree just for the sake of it. "He doesn't run to me," she said dubiously.

"He don't like it 'cause Noirin don't like him any more, and he's blaming me for it," concluded Marcus.

This one's going to run and run...
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Do the Hippy Shake

Freeform practice session underway...
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Unhappy Birthday

Halfwit's the birthday boy today - but he's just found out that another housemate has had her birthday in the House, and didn't tell a soul.

Some of the housemates were sunbathing in the Garden while Halfwit and Angel slumped on a bench looking a bit solemn.

"You should be having a happy day," Noirin told Halfwit.

"Mm..." he nodded. "I agree, but the thing is, if I'm in a frustrated place, introducing the word 'should' into it just increases the frustration."

"I don't like birthdays," said Angel darkly. "Doesn't make me happy. I asked Big Brother do not celebrate my birthday."

"When was your birthday?!" asked Halfwit, laughing.

"I'm not telling you," replied Angel, "but it is already gone."

"Birthdays is ******* sad," she continued, sighing. "One makes a lot of reconnection from the past. Parents giving you presents, friends coming..."

Fair enough - it's her birthday and she can cry if she wants to.

"This is probably the weirdest birthday because it's all being broadcast," mused Halfwit. "It's weird because whenever you experience anything it's almost always an anticlimax."

"Your imagination is much richer than reality," murmured Angel meaningfully.

But then, whatever Angel says always sounds meaningful.
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