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Start of streaming on E4

0001: Kris and Dogface sat on the bedroom window ledge of the living area, talking to Marcus. Noirin and Rodrigo come in.

0002: Marcus to Noirin, "you can't resist my puppy dogs". He wants her to sort his hair out.
Sree joins Kris and Dogface sitting on the ledge.
Noirin twisting Marcus' hair around. He's smiling.
Noirin walks of to get her wine, asking where it is.
Dogface goes into bathroom.

I'll be in and out of this later, got loads of work to do here.

Noirin in kitchen, Sree pawing her again. Lisa walks by smiling at them.
Noiring telling Sree he never looks after her, but she gives him some of her drink.
Halfwit, Angel and Rodrigo in there too.
Freddie showing an amazing knowledge of chick peas...

0009: Dogface and Rodrigo now on chairs in living area.
Dogface says Rod is a male version of her, they kiss. Lisa comes to join them.
Dogface all giggly, like she's been drinking...
Marcus and Noirin join them too
Someone saying someone is on their fifth one...
Charlie has been to dairy room, says BB will give them more alcohol.
Lisa asks if he asked about the music, he says they will not do that
0013: Sound cuts
Karly comes in, shoving cake into her mouth.
ad break...

The Sun would indicate no noms today.



Well they can't do diary room ones as that'd go on for hours. Hope it's not in front of each other as that's always an epic failure.

Epic fail.....coming up then.
sigh.
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The only best of the worse case, is if they give them chalk boards to write the two names. Otherwise, you know how it'll go.
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Kinda tuned in now, but it seems quiet, although at least they are not in bed yet.

Calrissian: almond slices...all gone

0018: Still no sound out of break
Angel, Karly and Freddie in kitchen
Freddie translating Scottish for Angel, but missed it with another sound dip
0019: Sree in loving room, sound cuts
talking to Lisa and Rodrigo, but can't hear them
Back to kicthen, Charlie in there, still no sound

I'm having issues getting on here too, will finish my work and come back - I hope

0.51 - Angel and Freddie have a big long snog as part of a game
Angel then sucks Ronaldo's nipple.

Is Dogface steaming drunk by any chance ?


Sree bending Angels ear over Norin. Saying she is my friend but she has gone the wrong way. Meaning shes not liking him. The chaps assumption that after a couple of weeks of knowing someone that he has the right to tell her what to do is just astounding. He acts like shes his girlfriend, and whats more astonishing is that people listen and feel sorry for him. Wouldnt a normal person say get a life chap, she dosent fancy you, so tough.

Sree really is a snake, what really wasnt shown the other night was how he swaggered around the bedroom making sure Norin knew he was poppular while she lay cowering in bed hoping he would leave her alone.

01.27 At the end of the day -- Lisa dronning on about how normal they all are blah blah theyve all achieved so much and should be proud of themselves. Wow she is dull.

01.33 Sree complaining that some people play with me.

Sree is clearly still obsessed with Noirin. He seems the type who will still be following her around stalker/slasher style..well after this series is over.
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It is nice to hear more from Angel, even if its a long talk with the Sree. She looks so much better today, a shame she still tying most of her hair back.

Calrissian: watching Asia..and a Russian

Yeah, he is the type of chap who will ring her friends and family and tell them how evil Norin is being and even try and get her sacked from any job because he wants to control her.

He is a very scary chap in alot of ways and alas Norin could not of dealt with him worse. I can see her nominated next as seeing as Sree is in with the Lisa camp hes given them the perfect reason to nominate her "leading on poor ikle Sree"

Charlie with yet one more of his unfunny tedious storys. Which like a fast show sketch always ends on "well I was incredibly drunk"

01.43 Lisa sticking her nose into Kris and Dogfaces relationship again, loving the sound of her own voice no one can get a word in.

Note to self , must learn to lip read

Dogface is completely wasted. She was just thrown in the bath by Rod. i think Kris is a bit embarressed of her ATM.

Im just waiting for the inevitable bowt of projectile vomiting.

1.53 Sree now in main room where Norin is with Carly and Marcus. I couldnt quite hear but Im certain Sree just made a bitchy reference to Charlie about Norin.Something like "you see whay I mean" while pointing with his eyes.

1.56 Kris has put Dogface to bed and is doing his best to get away from her and failing

2.03 Carly in the kitchen confirms that although she tried to get Dogface to drink water when she talked to Kris about her Kris didnt want to know.

2.06 (Kitchen) Carley telling Sree to drop it (re Norin) But Sree wants to bitch about her but Carly isnt letting him.Now some comments about Marcus

2.07 Carly "stop talking about people behind their backs Sree"

2.09 Main room. Sree is sat there while Norin is talking making eye movements and faces to Charlie. (just on going Norin dissing)

2.11 Norin beinbg the life and soul and seemingly either ignoring Sree or my guess. unaware of the mans whispering campaign against her.

2.12 Kris chatting with a sluring Dogface in the bedroom. Who as predicted says she feels sick. My best guess at an ETA for a technecoulour fountain from her is 2.33

Blondie (the non-scot tit bird, as marcus might say), looks pretty much wasted.

Surely BB is not giving them more than a can or two each of the cheap cider ?
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Its been years since I can remember any housemate actually drunk. A new tactic from C4?

Calrissian; ready for Monday

BB can do what they like now and just not show it.

Dogface is having a bad case of spinning room.

2.19 (main room) Norin confirms that girls do poo to Sree.

2.22 main room . Charlie with some diatribe about them being normal people not air brushed. Discussion as per all HM discussions is really about how the public purceieve them. Very muche the subject matter of the termanialy self involved.

Never key in 58 by mistake on freeview this time of night

2.27 Lisa - does she ever not have a burning fag in her hand. Talking to Siavash and Halfwit. Talking about Halfwits party.

LISA - "THESE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING US 24/7"

Person doing the editing must of been wetting themselves laughing as they let that comment through

2.35 Norin telling Sree he has 35% charm but it comes across as sleazy. Shes having a real dig at him Wow shes not holding back Angels jumping into Srees defence. " he really likes you and sometimes its hard to control" Angel is blamming Norin for making Sree cry ? Angel is like a dog with a bone about "did you ever have someone you liked that didnt like you"
Not sure what she expects Norin to do? Sree is sat there happy that one of the HMs is attacking Norin on his behalf.

2.42 Marcus now is taking Angel to task on her comments to Norin.( insert boring lengthy speach)

2.46 Potential big arguement didnt happen. Angels weird view on life skewed it in another direction. The main issue is that none of them are listeneers and are only able to talk,

Server monkeys fell off the treadmill again and I couldnt get back in for a while

3.01 Halfwif is stating in a voice of a very sober man that he is drunk. Whos to say with him, whatever he does is odd so how could you tell when he is plowed.

3.07 ruskie and toff convo is truely dull.. all the funs going on in the bedroom

3.08 - Sree is now talking about Norin to Rodders. He really is something else.

3.10 BB anounces... Sree told not to jump on beds. Again Norin is having a real good time seemingly totaly unaware that Sree is just spending all his time bad mouthing her to anyone who will listen.

3.11. Sree trying to say goodnight to Norin and get a hug Norins not having a bar of it and ignores him by talking to someone else across the room.

3.14 Sree now on Lisa`s bed, guess who he is talking about.

3.18 Halfwit is thrown in the pool by Norin and Siavash
Norin jumps in as well, so does Rodders, Lots of screaming
and a naked Angel. ( Cal missed it) and now marcus

3.30 Garden out of bounds due to the noise of Norin and co

3.32 Sree saying to Lisa "imagine if Norin got her draw on glasses back again" He makes some other comments about the late night swimmers.

Lisa`s crew call Sree "Elvis", that pet name empowers the chap to get away with murder. As it will be very hard for Lisa`s crew now to turn on him.

Dogface is dead to the world

Very impressed by Carly tonight. she shut down Sree and refused to get involved in a bitching session that Sree was engineering.

3.55 I think thats all folks.

Now its time to compose my acceptance speach for speaker of the house

Thank you for the updates.
I would just like to ask you all if you ever played the games the housemates play after a few shandies.?

Thank you very much for the updates everyone.