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Is this the most PATHETIC attempt at a BB task ever?

We're pretty sure that most people learn to play the recorder at a very young age. heatworld can clearly remember playing the Skye Boat Blue song to the whole school assembly aged about eight.

Marcus, however, has clearly never played any instrument. His pathetic attempt to play a recorder tune on tonight's Big Brother is pitiful at best.

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AHhhhhh!!! Channel 4 have woken up at last...

Channel 4

A Small Whine

Noirin and Sree were enjoying the sun this afternoon and seemingly trying to patch things up. And although things looked like they might be getting back to normal, there was still a sense of the long road of last night, that began with Sree being a little conservative with the truth.

"Hey where's my wine gone?" asked Noirin.

A fairly innocent question under most circumstances, but when it's asked in the Big Brother House, you know it’s going to get out of hand.

"Have you had two?" Noirin asked Sree

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(Note: a VERY watered down version of last nights events!)

Welwyn & Hatfield Times

Big Brother's Sree Dasari Faces Eviction - Out Of The Country

BIG Brother housemate Sree Dasari could be facing eviction - not out of the house, but out of the country!

The Hatfield student is facing the threat of deportation after crisis talks were held with an immigration lawyer on Friday.

Issues regarding his visa application were brought up during the private meeting, which took place on the set of the Channel 4 reality show.

However, the University of Hertfordshire has given the 25-year-old its backing.

A spokesman said: "We are aware there is an issue with Sree Dasari's visa application.

"Sree is entitled to remain in the UK during the appeal period which is approximately three months.

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The Sun

Marcus murders Greensleeves

HOUSEMATES grimaced as Marcus tries to play Tudor tune Greensleeves on the recorder.
The 35-year-old, dressed in a fetching green and brown costume, stumbled through the song - part of this week's task.

Onlooker Freddie, 24, winced as the carpenter struggled to get to the end of the ditty.

At one point Marcus even takes a quick break to explain he had hit the right note, and Siavash bursts into laughter as the poor performance tails off.

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Karly's face.

Channel 4

Head Boy

Apparently, ignorance is bliss, which might go some way to explaining why the housemates have been so happy. Basking in the sun, chilling out, and – shock horror! – getting on. It's been beautiful, man. Especially so for Marcus and his 'immunity' as he explained to Big Brother.

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Crewe Chronicle

Big Brother’s Sophie to be tested by new housemate arrival

SOUTH Cheshire glamour model and Big Brother housemate Sophie Reade is to be put to the test tonight (Wednesday) when show producers send another contestant in to join her.

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(How come the Crewe Chronicle know about this before anyone else?)

Channel 4

Picture This

It's been a bit of a lazy day in the House. It's just been sunbathing and chatting and snoozing and gossiping and making up. So when Big Brother's voice came drifting through the House, the housemates were quite slow to react.

"The Storeroom is now open for housemates to collect their shopping," announced Big Brother.

Slowly, Marcus ambled towards the Storeroom, followed by Rodrigo. He was just about to moan about something that was missing when he spotted a small pile of fat envelopes.

"**** the shopping!" said Marcus as he grabbed the pile of envelopes which were the photographs the housemates took of each other.

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Channel 4

Down on the Bleach

As everybody knows, if you leave a load of housemates to fester in the House all day, there'll be trouble. And sure enough, there looks like trouble looming – on the top of Sree's head, after the poor lad unwisely agreed to let Charlie bleach his hair.

"Now Charlie, don't mess about eh?" said Sree sounding a bit nervous.

"Honestly, just trust us. I'm just putting some highlights through your tips," replied Charlie. But something didn't quite add up…

"I just asked him to highlight little bits," Sree told Kris and Rodrigo who immediately fell about laughing.

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