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Here are the nominations from Madeline.
Charlie - Halfwit & Sree
Dogface - Halfwit & Sree
Halfwit - Lisa & Sree
Karly - Halfwit & Sree
Kris - Halfwit & Sree
Lisa - Halfwit & Marcus
Marcus - Lisa & Sree
Noirin - Halfwit & Lisa/Sree
Rodrigo - Noirin, Halfwit
Siavash - Lisa & Sree
Sree - Halfwit & Marcus

Sree 6/7

Halfwit 7

Channel 4

Sree'sy Does It

With any sporting event, there'll be the inevitable dissection of the results, peppered with a liberal dose of 'what ifs' and 'if onlys'. But despite there being definite winners and losers, the mood was good. Until Marcus made a mean comment.

"If I'd won, I'd be 'yeah, yeah, yeah,' but I don't feel miserable," said Halfwit as the housemates sat around in the Kitchen
"Yeah," said Lisa, agreeing with Halfwit for once, "you just think, like, what a shame."

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Channel 4

Going to Egg-stremes

An Extreme Sports Day featuring Skipping, rolling, relay racing, sack racing and an egg 'n' spoon race - like, erm, how hard can that be? Well, when the skipping has to be done on plastic building bricks, the relay racing with a cactus baton, sack racing in nettle-filled sacks and the rolling over upturned plugs, you can believe it was hard.

And the egg and spoon race - well, they had to eat the eggs afterwards. Not just any old eggs. Very old eggs that are considered a delicacy in China. That's as maybe, but Rodrigo didn't think they were such a delicacy.

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I is rocking all over the front room watching Status Quo at Glastonbury....

WOW - those new glasses must be really good...!

Daily Star

BB SREE'S BOOZY CONFESSION

STUDENT Sree Dasari’s two great loves are booze and his dad.

He said: “I got so, so drunk in India and rang my dad because my mum doesn’t know.”

(No, I didn't understand it either...)

Amarillo - Tony Christie looks like my boss.

Pontefract & Castleford Express

Noirin team wins BB sport challenge

The Big Brother housemates were set a series of sadistic sporting challenges.

A team led by Noirin triumphed in the challenges involving a relay race with a cactus baton and rolling across 248 upturned plugs.

The contestants also had to take part in a barefoot skipping race on a track with strategically-placed toy building blocks and a sack race where the sack contained stinging nettles.

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Daily Star

BB HOUSEMATES RACE FOR TOKENS

THE housemates were split into two groups today for the latest Big Brother task.

After a morning spent lazing in the sun, they were handed instructions for a number of races.

35-year-old carpenter Marcus read out the details to the others.

He said: ”The reader of these instructions is the referee. The remaining ten housemates will be split into two teams.

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Daily Star

BIG BRO HOUSEMATES BITCH ABOUT SREE

BIG BROTHER housemates have turned on Sree - after he had an argument with Noirin.

Kris, Karly, Charlie and Rodrigo all bitched about the student after he had a row with the Irish beauty.

Kris said: “He’s gone from being an annoying little brother to just being annoying.

“All advice goes in one ear and out the other.”

Karly added: “He went in my bed and he was talking about her and I said to him: ‘Sree, I’ve got one thing to say pal - change the record.’ ”

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ContactMusic

SREE 'IRRITATING'

Kris and some of the other 'Big Brother' housemates discussed how they now find Sree annoying this morning.

The Indian 'Big Brother' contestant is getting on the nerves of the other contestants with his constant perusal of Noirin, who he has said he is "in love" with.

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Channel 4

Blonde Ambition

Relaxing after the afternoon's sporting exertions in the Garden, Karly and Dogface were in the Bedroom reminiscing about their schooldays. Dogface recalled how she used to wear flat shoes and short skirts, while Karly moaned about her school uniform.

"I'd like to go back to school one day," said Karly dreamily. "I wonder what your teachers are thinking about you?" she asked Dogface. To which Dogface reeled off a list of comments from her school reports including stuff like 'never there' and 'easily distracted'.

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