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BIG BROTHER BATTLE OF THE BOOBS

BLONDE Karly Ashworth has sparked a new Big Brother battle of the boobs.

And her jealously has been sparked by fellow model Sophie Reade.

Both girls are vying to win over fans by sexing up the BB house.

And it looks like Karly has had enough of her rival.

She said: “We’re really similar”.

(I'm so not understanding the media stories of late...)

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LISA LOSES HER MOHICAN

LISA has shaved off her Mohican.

The Lesbian housemate decided she was going to shave off her brightly coloured Mohican haircut, but accidentally shaved her hair too short.

As she started cutting it with shavers provided by Big Brother, she said: "Ahh, that's too short man. Too short. S**t! Don't matter, it'll grow back."

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It's Chariots of Ire at scary sport day

HOUSEMATES split into two teams to compete in a sadistic Extreme School Sports Day yesterday - and it quickly became all-out war.

Kris took on Rodrigo in an egg and spoon race.

Another event saw housemates rolling over hundreds of upturned electrical plugs. There was also a relay with a CACTUS as a baton, and a barefoot skipping race over a course with Lego bricks.

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Getting Heavy...

KRIS carries BB love interest Sophie - before telling pals he wants to DROP her.

The 24-year-old moaned to Charlie: "She's too nice, that's the problem.

"Now I've got to **** her over like I do everyone."

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LISA'S BB 'HALFWIT' PLOT

LIPPY lesbian Lisa Wallace is cranking up a campaign to get Freddie “Halfwit” Fisher kicked out of the Big Bro house.

Posh Freddie, inset, who has survived three weeks in a row, is now a hot favourite to win the Channel 4 show.

But Brummie Lisa, 41, is rallying Noirin Kelly, Karly Ashworth, Charlie Drummond and Kris Donnelly to help her get him out.

While other contestants – including blonde model Sophie Reade – were concentrating on naughty romps, Lisa was busy plotting her coup.

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Rodrigo cracks

RODRIGO threw up after eating a manky preserved egg in yesterday's sports day.

The Brazilian, 23, downed the rotten-looking duck egg in the "scary races" task.

Another event was a sack race featuring stinging nettles inside the bags.

Its the night before noms .. so I see Mrcus and Kris do a DR session together, sree is licking up to Rodders and for now dogface and kris are back on.

00.50 Sree discussing Norin with Rodders yet again .. yawn. He likes her blah blah blah.. Rodders says yes he knows he sees that . Oh please, Noirin brings this on herself one second shes telling the guy she dosent fancy him the next second shes allowing him to hug her in bed.

01.00 sree called to the DR and told he must not pass on his creams medicated to him to others. Which would be very confusing to a HL viewer where as we know Charlie took a chunk out of Srees face 2 weeks ago and the doctor was called but of course this was never shown un the HL show.

0103 Sree slopping some cream into a bath while stood their in his crusty white y fronts.

01.08 Lisa saying she could show people hw to cook if there wasnt so many people around in the kitchen. Rodders speeling some stor about chocolate .. as |i say its the night before noms

01.34 Still blissfully ignorant that they are not beibg aired 24/7 the HMs go to sleep. It would surprise me if BB introduce any new HM who knows this truth this year. Any that do go in willl be sworn not to let this fact out but for sure you can guarentee they wont be asleep at night.

But then we will still probably still see sleeping HM whatevr happens

They're nominating apparently. However, this sounds potentially interesting....

C4BB



Could BB actually give us what we want for a change?

Finchy I think they have to do something.

As its now ONLY a Highlights show they cant afford to have one side of dullards picking off the more interesting HMs. I think they will be hoping that Lisa is gone friday as that will really mess with their heads and I hope Sree stays as he is just one darn interesting loonie to watch.

But then as sugested on an earlier thread I would guess another alpha tool I mean male will come in to compete for the attentions of the single ladies (really not sure why they put Karly in as shes not single although comes with the BB crumpet tag)

But then TBH I really have got to the point that I really just dont care, again Im sat here manning a help line and its summer yet I have no BB stream to watch till my next shift at ! am