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We tune in to the HM`s just in time to see them all climb into bed and go to sleep.

Good night you chumps

Had the sound off but Rodders suddenly appeared to be trying to enginner a threesome with Kris and Dogface. I could be wrong of course and making this up as Im bored

00.52 All seem to be asleep, the compliance team must be scratching their arses and wondering when their p45 will come.

I`m awake having to answer naff tech questions so why cant one or two of these numpties stay awake after midnight. All I can think is that BB must be deliberatly be waking them early to minimise awake time on the live stream. Its at this point I wish I had a daughter so I could ban her from dating anyone assosiated with this show. (arthur dent)

hmm.

Its another epic FAIL on the part of BB.
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Instead, I highly recommend you download the 'Virtuality' tv pilot/movie. Its well worth seeing, for something very new, and hey..its even BB related.
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Calrissian: still on topic.

(do you have a link ? or is it peer to peer stuff )

I`m trying to remember a more boring late night crew in the BB house. Normaly one inmate has the sense to realise that late night is the time to be up and awake and get the maximum air time while the rest sleep. kat and whats his face did that most nights.

ohh, just go find it via the usual p2p channels.
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Its just a pilot as I say, but someone might pick it up for a series.

It beats watching the sleeping housemates.
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*I guess Freddie will face off Sree in the nominations (I've not looked for any leaks yet).

Calrissian: a bit steamy.

(I have 80 hours stacked up on my Virgin box of unwatched stuff the last thing I need is more telly shows additionaly so far no lawyer has come chassing me for copyright money likes happening now to the P2P community)

There used to be a FM by the name of Science who used to pop in with these types of leaks. nowadays BB seem more desperate than a PM expenses office clerk to leak this kind of info.

I've been out most of Monday so need to catch up on non-events in the house.

Then again, I may just stay in bed on Tuesday. Lets see who phones me and wakes me up when I plan a lie-in this time...

The Italian Jobs

After waking up to find a stage set up in the Garden, a leaning tower of Pisa, and an ice-cream shop popped up out of nowhere, the housemates were in confusion about what today might bring. Of course, after a quick look around, Big Brother announced that these weren't play things, but integral items for the 2-day shopping task.

After going to the Diary Room to collect instructions, Kris read out the details. For today's task the House is getting a little Italian shakedown - and all the housemates have to take on some Italian roles.

Two housemates must run Big Brother's 24-hour gelato shop, and be on hand to make ice creams whenever Big Brother phones in an order.

Three housemates must take on the mantle of the Three Tenors - and take on the big voiced operatic roles to perform Nessun Dorma.

One housemate must become a resident fashionista, to keep up with current trends at all time. While three more must become two Italian footballers (presumably without the bulging Serie A pay packet) and sports reporter. Every time the footballers hear GOALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIO they must give a demonstration of the passion and drama Italian footballers are so well known for. The sports reporter, meanwhile, must learn how to predict football scores.

Finally two housemates will pick up their easels and clay and become artists - true renaissance housemates, obviously.

If they pass three or more challenges, it's a luxury budget. If not, it's back to a £1 per head per day.

After some deliberation, Marcus came up with a plan: "People who know how to do stuff good should do that. The ice cream task is the easiest to fail, so if you can't do anything, you should do that."

So, Dogface and Sree are in the ice-cream shop; Karly, Halfwit and Rodrigo become the tenors; Siavash is the fashionista; Noirin and Marcus are the artists, while Kris and Charlie become the footballers and Lisa the sports reporter.
Ch4

Where Are They Now: Aisleyne

She better know herself, little girl...
Ch4


Aisleyne speaking in her posh voice.

So much for a lie-in today. Phone rang at 9am and I've been up to my neck in work since!

This is going to take me out of circulation for a day or two as I've reports to prepare and totally re-write a business plan. Ouch!

It's important so I will have to get on with it. A lot of things, including my future (paid) job, depend on it!

Get back to work OG, we will try and keep you up to date.