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We tune in and all the HM`s are in bed.

Kris Sophie and Rodders are chatting in whispers, not sure but I think they mention Freddie and a swear word associated with him.

Lisa Karly and someone else also are chatting in whispers. i have no clue what they are saying as with the others whispers dont carry well in the bedroom. (oh its Charlie, all the kabal members of the we hate all the other HMs who aint are mates crew)(no Im wrong its sree)

TBH I think probably that will be it for the night. which is nice

01.02 i may be wrong is Kris getting frisky ? Who cares TBH

"Sophie farts and Kris and Rodrigo start laughing. "It smells like nuts," bemoans Kris, adding: "I can taste it.""

Move over Posh and Becks, there's a new power couple in town!

Oh yuck

Ok ... so Kris is about to do some bullying, sorry I mean a jape on someone . probably someone they hate, sorry I mean, no actualy thats exactly what I mean. Surprise surprise we go to a break

01.10 Ah there goes the sound for the night

Even The Sun have failed to start their overnight log of events - probably because there are none to mention...

The Sun

Freddie vows to take on Lisa

BATTLELINES have been drawn between posh Freddie and unemployed Lisa Wallace after a heated row.

Oxford graduate Freddie Fisher told Big Brother he was going to expose the 41-year-old Brummie's true colours.

The 24-year-old said: "My strategy towards dealing with Lisa is going to shift. It's going to shift towards being more open, to being more openly disapproving of her tactics.

He accused Lisa of conspiring against him to make other housemates blame him for failing yesterday's three tenors task.

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Daily Star

HOUSEMATES REBEL AGAINST LATEST TASK

THE housemates are in danger of failing this week's task, after they stole ice-cream this afternoon.

Fed up with the heat and the gelato stand task, the housemates decided to rebel and eat the ice cream designated for the challenge, as they believe they have failed that area of this week’s ‘Italia90’ task.

After weighing up their options, Freddie was sent to the Diary Room to find out if they would be permitted to eat the ice cream.

After speaking to Big Brother, he said: “They said look in the rules. They were evasive.”

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Daily Star

NOW KARLY LAYS INTO FREDDIE

KARLY has continued to attack Freddie for having a gameplan - despite his pleas that he just wants to have fun.

The Oxford graduate and the Scottish beauty were involved in a heated discussion about whether Freddie, who is up for nomination for the fourth week running, had an agenda.

He told her: "The bad gameplans are the ones which are designed to make certain people look bad and make people fight amongst themselves.

"Dude, if I had a gameplan like that, do you think I'd be up for eviction four weeks in a row?"

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minor earthquake located in the Elstree area.
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I believe it was caused by Sophie & Kris

Calrissian: contacting the USGS.

The Sun

Sree blames Noirin for his nomination

AFTER being told he must fight an eviction battle for the first time, Sree went to see Big Brother.

He told BB he was "a bit upset" and "really shocked" to have been nominated.

When asked why he thought the housemates voted for him, the 25-year-old student put the blame squarely on the shoulders of Irish beauty Noirin.

"Noirin is a big impact," he said. "She wants to wash out friendship with me."

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The Sun

Siavash strikes a foul pose

ON the second day of the Italian tasks, whenever Big Brother played Madonna's Vogue, Siavash, wearing a barrel and silver boots - and a chicken on his head - had to strike a pose in the living room.

On one occasion, he got up on his podium and had to stay there, immobile, for 18 long minutes.

The other housemates disappeared, to avoid making him laugh (not much chance of that).

Only when Vogue was played for a second time, could he finally relax.

"This is the worst thing," he moaned. "My a*** is just dripping wet."

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The Sun

Freddie and Kris in frank exchange

FOLLOWING the announcement of Freddie's fourth eviction battle, the Oxford graduate went to speak to Kris.
"I think people are voting for me for tactical reasons," he said.

Kris replied: "No, they're voting for you because you're annoying."

Freddie: "I don't think I'm that annoying."

Kris: "I do."

Freddie: "Why am I annoying?"

Kris: "I don't want to go through it with you."

Freddie: "Why not?"

Kris: "Cos it'll annoy me."

Even Freddie had no answer to that.

What is it with Kris? Is he that socially inept?

Brainwashed by Lisa. Too stupid to think for himself so believes what an old lesbian tells him to think. We're missing all this as they are obviously editing it out from the highlights.

Reminds me a lot of the drunken nights and orgies of BB4 - we didn't get to see much of those either...

Kris is a combination of two things - pretty and thick, making him pretty thick. Being pretty means he has probably coasted through life on his looks alone. Being thick means he has had to do so. So he can't handle anything that involves independent thought, nor can he handle anyone challenging him on anything. Hence, the situation with Halfwit continues to get worse because every time Halfwit attempts to build bridges by asking what it is he does to annoy Kris, Kris goes into panic mode (OMFG, he's asking me to think!) which annoys him even more. Kris is, in fact, annoyed by his own inarticulacy more than anything.

Wow - all that on one cup of tea! I am SMOKIN' today LOL

Well said, Bunny. The thing that disturbs me about Kris is that he doesn't even seem to realise that it's unacceptable to speak to someone the way he does to Freddie. Freddie may well be annoying if you're in there with him, but we all meet people who annoy us irl without laying into them like that. The joke of it all is that Kris is the real Halfwit in that combination. Freddie is articulate (although a little too fond of the word "like"), and he's very astute. Kris is very inarticulate and doesn't appear to think too deeply about anything. Lisa makes the balls and he fires them.