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Noirin does not know how to play the game. She should have kept that juicy piece of gossip Marcus gave her to use to her own advantage, now she informed the house loudmouth that she knows who,what, when she was discussed and left herself open to be a target for Lsa and Karly.

Mirror

Big Stoopid

It's no coincidence that the three stupidest housemates are the ones who dislike Freddie the most. Their hatred of the rather inoffensive toff stems from their own insecurities. Not being able to understand most of the words he says, let alone what the sentences mean, they whine; 'He's so patronising!' No, you're just stupid.

If you don't believe me, let's look at the evidence:

Kris to Dogface: 'Philippines - that's with an F, that is.'

Karly: 'English and German are similar because of World War II.'

Lisa - 42 year old woman on the dole. Need we say more?

Meanwhile Lisa takes every opportunity to tell all and sundry, 'He's got a game plan he has, he's got a game plan.' No Lisa, he's not some evil genius - you just don't get him because you've probably never met anyone that intelligent before.

Sure, Freddie can grate on the nerves, and maybe he takes himself a tad too seriously (and we do wish he'd stop singing). But bizarrely for someone who's been up every week, he's actually been a kind and considerate housemate (remember Noreen's glasses?). His only crime against the 'cool' gang is not to let their nastiness get to him. Bullies hate a victim who won't go down.

We may not be able to make the housemates nominate Lisa, but we can keep Freddie in, if only to confuse her miniscule brain further. And when she does come out, let's give this BB bully a fitting reception. I've got my basket of rotten eggs at the ready...

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On the money with that article Theresa.

Channel 4

War Babies

Okay, take two people yeah? One of them is always taking control and the other is always trying to take control. Are you getting this? Okay, well those two people are Marcus (always taking control) and Sree (always trying to take control). Now, take those two people and try to get them to co-operate on the Shopping List.

That's right it ain't gonna happen. In fact, it SO ain't gonna happen that when the pair of them get together it's a question of 'when' and not 'if' they will fall out.

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Charlie thinks Sree's chat up lines are working on Noirin.

The gay 'Big Brother' housemate joked with the Irish beauty that Sree's constant cheesy lines were starting to rub off on her, as they sunbathed in the garden this afternoon.

He said: "Slowly but surely his chat up lines are working on you.
Noirin replied: "Yeah, that'll be the day."

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The Sun

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Sophie's bikini struggle

The sun is shining and that means one thing in the BB house - Sophie's struggling to stay covered up.

The 30GG glamour model tried desperately to preserve her modesty after slipping out of her bikini again today.

Sophie Reade - who has legally changed her name to Dogface while on the show - joined housemates in the garden to top up her tan.

While the others looked comfortable in their summer costumes the busty 20-year-old almost found herself flashing more flesh than she intended.

Isn't it about time Big Brother found her a bikini that fits?

Daily Star

BIG BROTHER PROMISES EXPLOSIVE BIRTHDAY

THIS year is the tenth anniversary of Big Brother, and producers promise “surprises aplenty” to celebrate.

Channel 4 has confirmed the housemates will be subjected to “shocking” and “unexpected” twists during the week-long birthday party starting on Monday July 13.

They described the weekday shows as follows: “Catch up on all the latest goings-on in the house. In the week of Big Brother’s tenth birthday, there’ll be surprises aplenty to celebrate a decade of the most talked-about TV programme of the noughties".

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HeatWorld

Sree in BIG trouble after his insults to "dyslexic" Halfwit

BB bosses are reportedly launching an investigation into Sree after receiving complaints that the Student Union President had taunted Halfwit, calling him "dyslexic". Sree made the comments during one of he and Halfwits many tense discussions, shouting, "You’re a dyslexic student from Oxford – what’s 15 times 15?" Poor Halfwit merely looked confused and a bit upset, like he does most of the time these days. However, if the bookies are to be believed, then Halfwit won't have to put up with Sree for much longer. He is so far ahead now in the eviction race that it's almost not worth placing a bet. Sree has also managed to have a row with Noirin (again) today, telling her she's "just paranoid" and just now he enraged a sunbathing Charlie after leaping on top of him when he was soaking wet. Will the house be a less interesting place with no Sree, or are you literally gagging to see the back of him on Friday?

Further report in The Sun

The Sun

Sree hands out love lessons

MATCHMAKER Sree Dasari has been handing out love tips to Freddie on how to land Charlie.

While lying between the pair in the garden the 25-year-old business student told bisexual Freddie Fisher he should make the Newcastle lad miss him.

Sree - who added his lessons in love have always worked - explained the 24-year-old should keep his distance from the former Mr Gay UK contestant.

"You need to teach him how important you are to him," he said.

"Then express your feelings, play hard to get at him," Sree added sagely.

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Channel 4

Remember to Breathe Charlie

For Charlie, being summoned to the Diary Room can usually only mean one thing – trouble. But on this occasion, Big Brother just wanted a chat really. A bit of a chin wag, that kind of thing…

"I could be getting a sun tan right now – know what I mean," laughed Charlie as he squirmed uncomfortably on his chair.

"Why do you never call me to the Diary Room? Never. Unless it's about the microphones – it's the only reason I get called in," said Charlie at the beginning of what would be quite a long chat ‘at’ Big Brother.

"Big Brother calls housemates to the Diary Room for a variety of reasons," explained Big Brother while the opportunity to get a word in presented itself.

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According to BBLB, the person to blame for the mess that was the 3 tenors task was....BB They got the music wrong somehow.
So when Freddie said that it definitely wasn't his fault and Karly sarcastically said 'of course it wasn't' in addition to 'he's f**ked it up', I'm sure she'll apologise profusely.

Oh look, a pig just flew past the window....

Several people have listened to it on YouTube and compared it to the commercial version - BB did indeed start at the wrong point, which put Karly off and Rodrigo just followed her blindly, but it WAS Freddie's correct part that he sang...

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Whip Crack Away

If anybody thought that towel flicking was the sole preserve of teenagers in school changing rooms, they should take a look at Sree and Noirin. Sree clearly isn't one to let things lie and it was no different during a towel duel with Noirin.

"How do you do a really hard flick?" asked Noirin.

"Get the distance right on it," advised Kris from a safe distance.

And that was it – the chase was on as they ran around the Living Room.

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