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Love The Skin You're In

Apparently the good weather has gone to some people's heads. Clearly missing all the sunshine that seems to have done a runner today, Rodrigo and Dogface slathered themselves in fake tan this lunchtime, to mixed reactions from their housemates.

"Sophie... What have you done?!" spluttered Marcus as he saw her walk out of the Bedroom.

"Instant tanner," explained Dogface, turning her bright orange face to look at him. "Why, do I look stupid?"

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Sing Something Simple

If you don't know the words hum... please...

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What Do You Think Of It So Far?

We're already a month into Big Brother 10, and Lisa and Charlie are in a thoughtful mood. They've been having a chat in the Bedroom about how their BB experience is going, and what surprises Big Brother might have up his sleeve.

"I wouldn't worry about changes - it's gonna happen," Lisa said wisely. "I can't wait 'til they throw people in the House to see what's gonna happen."

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Smooth Operator

He may be up for eviction tonight, but Sree is in saucy spirits this afternoon. While modelling his eviction outfit in the Bedroom, he presented Karly with a red rose.

"Aw Sree, thank you!" she beamed.

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WARNING: Wait until your meal has settled before reading what Sree has to say...

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Hey, Sexy Skirt

There's a lot of flirting going on in the House today. First Sree attempted to woo Karly with a rose, and now Marcus is making a move on Noirin… again.

"You look sexy in your skirt," he told her as she brushed her hair.

"Thank you," mumbled Noirin, not looking very interested.

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Lesbian Lisa chats up Noirin

LISA has become the fourth housemate to proposition Irish beauty Noirin.

The lesbian was discussing her sexuality late last night, when she started talking about her views on stereotypes.

The 41-year-old said: "One woman can be attracted to a woman and have a thing, but it doesn't make them gay."

Charlie agreed, adding: "I've been with lads that are not gay, they just end up liking you."

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Going Gaga

Turning up on the first day with a pink Mohican and then shaving all her hair off, Lisa obviously has a love for hairstyling, so when Dogface decided she needed a bit of a trim, there was only one person for the job.

"I'm gonna do it bit by bit," said Lisa reassuringly as she set about giving Dogface a fringe.

"You have to be careful because it's so fine," said Lisa as she slowly snipped her way through Dogface's blond locks.

"You look like Lady Gaga," commented Karly as she looked on.

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Davina says...


Poor Sree then? Hmmm.
Good news about Nikki though. My mum's hairdresser saw her passed out on the floor at the Isle of Wight festival (with Sonia from Eastenders) with a drink in one hand and a massive great joint in the other. So there you go, bbfans exclusive (unless it's already been in Heat magazine by now)

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Big Up Y'Self

Since losing the drawn-on glasses, Noirin has certainly regained her former beauty and it isn't just Marcus that has noticed it - though it mostly is Marcus to be fair. But as the housemates waited for Davina to address them, Siavash did manage to get one comment in before Marcus took over.

"Hello darlin'," growled Siavash as he snaked up to Noirin, "you look mighty fine. How come I did not notice you on the first night?"

"No-one did," said Noirin in her matter of fact way. But guess what? Someone did…

"I did," said Marcus. "You were standing right next to me and I thought why are you standing right next to me the whole time?"

"When was this?" asked Noirin looking puzzled.

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She's Got The Look

Let's face it, Davina could wear an old bin bag to present the Eviction Show and she would still look glamorous and downright gorgeous.

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"Davina could wear an old bin bag" - She did, first night!

The perfect end to the day...

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The Aftershock

It had been barely half an hour since Sree had gone the way of the four housemates before him, but his name was mud as far as Marcus, Noirin and Halfwit were concerned. Siavash wisely took the position of diplomat, but he had a difficult job.

"A lot of people have strong opinions about Sree's actions," said Halfwit, before going on to list a few of the things that Sree had done.

Lisa, unusually, sat silent. Just listening to everything that was being said.

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