Channel 4
Talkin' Loud, Saying Nothin'There is a cliché that says 'silence is golden'. But as Kris and Halfwit found themselves alone in the Kitchen together, silence was an aching, sucking black void from which even light could not escape.
"Thank you very much," said Halfwit quietly to Kris who'd just made a snack for a few of the housemates.
"No worries man," replied Kris.
"See you in a bit," said Halfwit as he made his way towards the door.
"Oh, finished have you?" said Kris sarcastically as he looked at the unwashed dishes.
"Is there more washing up?" said Halfwit moving back towards the sink.
"No, I'm only messing," replied Kris without the faintest glimmer of a smile. "Siavash can do that."
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