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I couldn't follow it at all, it was getting annoying more than anything. Siavash calling them all dicks was good though.
Really wanted to give Charlie and his contorted face a slap, very very annoying having him pipe up with 'just say it!' every 5 seconds

What was doing me noggin in was Siavash keeps saying

"people"
"Honest to god"
long pause

*trip me up"

then they start shouting at him again

Noirin has a condition where she can't go without hearing the sound of her own voice for 10 seconds, meaning trying to make a point is very tricky. Don't like how she always asks 'yes or no' questions either when there's often more to it than that. Noticed on the DS updates..
"They start bickering when Noirin says all the men in the house are "gobshites"". That might be on +1 in a bit, have to look out for that.

The row started in the kitchen, Marcus was giving her a preaching on summit them Siavash dared to tell her that someone had called her a bunny hoping betwen the camps (karly and Kris so I hear) so she kicked off at Siavash and went to her go to crew in the bedroom and they then denied it all then Siavash came in and the story starts.

IMO its all fired by Npirin so wanting to be part of team smug they look down on her .. yet she contunues to burn the only mates she has Marcus Freddie Siavash maybe thats the story of her life like mine , being too pretty has consequences

0218 Back from break. Noirin complaining "he said she's a rabbit", going over and over him saying Karly & Kris. Kris says he asked and Siavash said he didn't mention him.

Noirin "The conversation was between Karly & kris..." Why is he doing this if she's caught him out.

Freddie comes out. Noirin upset with him because he was in the bathroom when it was said. Now she's yelling at him, saying it's to his benefit.

Freddie says she can be pissed off. Siavash said that some people... Noirin buts in. Freddie says he and many other people have made that observation.

They are talking about Karly and Kris, Freddie says that they no doubt said that. Noirin says he should not say things like that if he didn't hear it himself.

Noirin does not know who to trust. Freddie trying to explain that she is at a crossroads, she can go down different paths. He never ridiculed her as a rabbit, which Kris and Karly no doubt did.

He says he heard Siavash when he was in the bathroom, then she was there with Marcus and Siavash talking about her being a rabbit.

0223 Noirin stormed off to the bedroom, satying she was not going to listen to him if he wasn't going to tell her the truth.

Freddie follows her to the bedroom and says if she is going to call him a liar then they are going to have it out.

0225 Siavash now asking who is closest friend to you (Noirin), him or Karly. She replies that she's closer to Kris than either of them.

Now she says she was told what was said and it didn't pan out as he wanted it to. She does not want to be part of his plans, move on to someone else.

She says he should stop talking about nominations as that's not what this is about.

Sound cuts as she yells that nominations have nothing to do with this...

Getting annoyed with Siavash saying to put him up for eviction.

Noirin tells Freddie to shut the F up. Freddie says he will not, he will talk over everyone if he has to. She should know that people have been talking about her.

Now he turns on Karly and says that he trusts Siavash more than anyone else, Noirin pointing out that Freddie is a psychic in knowing 'those names'.

Noirin still going on at Siavash that he said to her 'Karly and Kris' where the ones who called her a rabbit.

Sound cuts

Siavash says 'on my mums life' - but my TV feed screwed before I heard what else he said!

0231 Noirin has gone out of the room again. Charlie asking if Siavash knows what is going on in other peoples minds.

Now Charlie and Siavash yelling at each other. Can hear Lisa talking quietly to someone, Noiring come back in - I don't give a sh*t - and we get an ad break...

Freddie was quite funny in his bold statements

so now its 2.33 Noirin is sat with two of the people (kris and Karly) who named her the bunny that jumps between groups , who all Siavash did was stupidly repeat their comments and its Siavash she is calling a man area pointy thing .. oh dear

I love it that neither Karly and Kris are denying saying it

Umm they just took their chance to runaway when Freddie came across ... Noirins tine is just vile ..

The Sun are not keeping up with all this.

0234 Back to the bedroom. Lights out. Charlie says they should all get a good nights sleep

Siavash asks if he still gets his grand if she (Noirin) gets her t*ts out in the first month.

Noirin gets up, asks Marcus to come outside, she wants to speak to him. They go to the lounge.

0235 Noirin asks shy he was sticking up for his friend. Marcus says if she's going to be in that mood he's going back out.
She rants that Kris would never say such a thing. She looks a dickhead.

Marcus points out that Siavash was trying to be her friend and helping her out. She yells that he wasn't.

Marcus tells her to calm down. What does he think about her, does she want to know. She says she does not think much about him any more.

0238 They are talking about Siavash telling them things, but they are not going to repeat them and betray him.

Now she's on about talking to Lisa. Marcus saying everyone in this house nca do things to each other. Noirin says that Kris is her friend and he would not say anything about her.

Marcus asks, in an argument, would he stand by him or her. She does not want to know really.

Marcus and Noirin not really getting anywhere. Who was talking to who, they've had a drink or two, Marcus says that two hours later he can't remember who said what. If he said it was Charlie and Kris and it wasn't, would she want him to say that.

Marcus "I'm telling you for the hundredth time..." But she does not let him. "If I like you more than Siavash, why would he stick up for Siavash". He points out it's not doing her any good.

They head for the door, she says she will find out who said it behind her back.

0243 She's on about Siavash telling her not to trust Marcus after the Sree thing.

He says he will tell Siavash if he thinks something is bullsh*t.

Norin says he wouldn't want to say that in front of you

0244 Back to bedroom. Siavash and Charlie still going on about whatever. Can hear Lisa in the corner yer again, obviously telling Karly what to think.

Someone says goodnight everybody. Siavash says something to Karly, she says she's not holding any grudges

As I was typing I saw Noirin come back in, someone out in the garden, don't think it was Marcus, says "shame on you" - it was Freddie. she says Whatever...

She goes to hit the Diary Room buzzer but then goes to listen at the bedroom door. We can hear Siavash and Lisa talking loudly, but I can't make out what they are saying apart from Lisa saying "I know that"

0247 Bedroom - Siavash "I just think that's - ah...". Lisa says she would fall out with someone and never speak to them again.

Siavash says she still likes her and thinks she is a nice girl, but she finds it easy to make him look bad. Lisa asks why.

0248 Siavash still saying it's easy for him to go up and see if the public, see what happens. Someone opens bedroom door, Karly tells him "you'd better shut..." and we get another ad break!

0249 back again. bedroom. All quiet. camera on Rodrigo, could be asleep

0250 Siavash says "Sorry people trying to get to sleep, I remember my exact workds were: If you trust my judgement I think people in this house think you are a bunny and jump from group to group" He does not know where she got those names froim.

Lisa says not to worry about it. He says he is not worried, he just wants to be clear what was said and if she wants to go on about it she can do.

Camera on Freddie, eyes closed.

0253 freddie opens his eyes, someone goes out of the door. Lisa said something and everyone bursts out laughing.

Charlie says that people outside will be yelling 'no no no' because they see both sides.

But not all the time though, sometimes they only show what they want people to see. That argument went on two hours and they've only got one hour to show the task and all that.

Freddie seems to know there is no daytime live feed? He points out that if the argument is about a conversation that happened earlier in the day, they would DEFIANTLY show a snippet of that conversation
as part of it.

0255 All goes quiet again...

One things for sure, I do hope Siavash gets his £1000 (or Euro), when Noirin does her naked photoshoot within 28 days of leaving the house.

Goodnight !

Calrissian:

Guardian - Mark Lawson

Is there anyone still watching Big Brother?

Books on living with distressing illnesses tend to suggest that the conditions will eventually become more manageable: there may even be days when patients forget they are suffering. And, unexpectedly, this turns out to be the case with the most virulent form of reality TV.

Who would imagine it would ever be possible to forget that Big Brother (Channel 4) was even on? But during six weeks of tsunami news stories – swine flu, MPs' expenses, Michael Jackson – the 2009 intake of residential exhibitionists have struggled to make an impact even in the tabloid papers which traditionally have carried a risk of accidental coverage for those who have carefully been avoiding the show.

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(Mark, hope you followed our updates rather than your red-top rivals version,)

0302 Still got camera on Freddie - ah, cut to living area. Marcus sat with his feet on the table, but not playing with himself.

Noirin is still in the diary room, he's probably waiting for her coming out to suggest that she needs a good seeing to or something.

0304 ad break
The Sun stopped their coverage at 0243, thats the last post made there. Maybe they are writing a fuller story? It's not appeared yet as headline news...

0305 - back to watch Marcus... Sat sitting, on his own - and just for the hell of it, BB puts a sound cut in of an owl hooting!

0316 Finally, they got bored of looking at Marcus and we go back to bedroom, just in time to hear Lisa cough

0317 That was exciting, back to Marcus. They swap between two camera angles just to stop me getting bored I think.

(Ha! The Sun did a catch-up, but have no idea what is going on...)

0320 ad break, only a minute. Still Marcus sat at the table like waiting for a bus..

0324 Noirin comes out of diary room - laughing. Marcus asks if she's got a couple of minutes before she goes to bed. She says Sure. Goes to kitchen to get a drink of water

Marcus puts quilt over his head, they go out to lounge. She says BB asked her what two multiplied by two was.

Marcus says all he wanted to say really was that she shouldn't go to bed angry. she says Siavash isn't her friend, she's not one of his little groupies. He always had digs at her.

0327 discusses Siavash telling her about his opinion of Sree. Marcus on about ignoring each other.

0328 She says she now looks bad becasue he made up a lie and she's not having that. She was annoyed thast he was talking about putting each other up for eviciton and she was telling him not to talk about that.

Marcus tries to explain that 'he' told her something in confidence and she's told the whole house, what will others think about telling ehr things in future, will she go telling others.

She thought she could trust him. Marcus saying that she was getting other people involved, telling him and Freddie to get up and say what their version was.

Marcus still can't get through to her that Siavash was doing things for the best. That she should wait and make her judgement, give him the respect.

They say that they've both spoken to Siavash and had he said anything that was behind their back. Marcus says there was nothing they've not said to each other, like Sree, how he would tell him things.

0333 Marcus says that he is mature and Sree was immature. Noirin asks why Siavash wouldn't say things in public when asked.

Now she's gone back to did they didn't they, who said she was like a rabbit. Why should she disbelieve two people she likes if they say they didn't say it.

Marcus says as soon as she said it he could see their four faces in his head, but he couldn't remember who it was.

She says that she could have hated them a bit more and nominate them. Marcus asks why he is there talking to her. She says because he didn't stand up for her.

Ad break

I`m still hanging with it ... Noirin is back out of the DR an telling Marcus if he was her friend he would of stood up for her ,, well TBh if she was his friend she wouldnt of bitched about him to Lisa for the last few days.

marcus pointing out how guilty Karly reacted and how she tried to hide behind Lisa ...

0337 back again
Noirin saying thats the way the story goes. she thought he was her friend, and Siavash isn't her friend even if he's Marcus' friend.

Marcus is on about confonting people, dropping people in a situation. She says Siavash walked in the room and involved himself. Marcus says he was looking at facial expressions, he could see malice and aggressive in Karly and she was looking at Lisa to be told it's alright and all that.

He says Kris was like Charlie, but Karly was like... She buts in. Marcus says if she had tried to drop him in, like she has done to Siavash, he would say he was not going to talk about it, which is just what he did.

She says she tolorates people, but Siavash is not her friend. She says Sree told her that he was someone to watch out for, and she noticed that he instigated arguments.

0340 Marcus points out she said the same about him.

Noirin now talking about Sophie, no idea what that has to do with it.

Marcus says he was with Rodrigo when she came to find him to say what he knew about it all, but he said he didn't know anything, but when she left he said to Rod 'oh god' because he felt he should have said something but couldn't remember who said what.

0343 Now she says she's in a house of politics, weirdos. She says that Marcus stood by Siavash, he says that wasn't so.

She dropped him in it because hes a two faced attention seeking d*ckhead. She was sick of him having digs at her, he says he came and sat next to her for half an hour before nominations but she saw through that

Marcus says when she watches all this back, she says she flirts with everybody - sound cut.

She says you don't see her going round the others before nominations whispering things. She says Siavash is frightened ervy time they announce the nominations in case he's not done a good enough job of convincing people he is their friend.

Marcus is trying to point out that she walks out of a room when she isn't getting what she wants but she could be smoothing the waters.

She's just going on about she would tolorate 'those two weirdos' because she knows Marcus wouldn't want to sit with the other group.

She says she should have sacrificed Marcus to join the other group, it's his fault. She does not know if she can even trust him. She said she does not like him any more in the diary room.

0352 She insists she should have joined the other group. This would not have happened. Ad break...

(I'm getting bored of Marcus and Noirin going round in circles...)

Noirin says Why should they have respect for certain people, why more respect this week than before. Sounds like she's going to go through everybody in the house...

Why did Charlie take it up, why did Freddie raise his voice.

Marcus saying he was the one who said she was at a crossroads, and if she hears the same things from different people you hear a different story.

She says he'll have to come over to her new group of rfriends if he wants top talk to her as she is not going to go over to his weirdo friends.

Marcus says they are all weirdos, she is, she says not.

He says she should be careful how she picks her friends, they've seen Lisa saying one thing and doing another and plotting things. She will be rubbing her hands thinking her little group has grown by one

Marcus says she should apologise to Siavash. He never talks about anyone behind their backs.

0401 Marcus is likening the situation to chess pieces, how people are playing games, that they will not care as long as they can use her to get what they want out of being in big brother.

He says he just does what he wants to do, he's not got a gameplan to get something out of big brother, he'l just do what he feels like doing.

He says he was upset when she went off about Siavash when it wasn't his fauly, buthe's not 100% certain to back it up. Marcus says Siavash likes her, but he's got his girlfriend.

She says that if anyone is a rabbit, Siavash is the one who jumps from group to group, pretending to be your best friend.

Now she's saying that Marcus has a jab at her, like being lazy. He says it's not.

he says she should pump Lisa about a few things, she's just smarm towards her...?

0408 Ad break again, I'm going to bed!

The Sun

Noiring goes like a rabbit

Siavash told Noirin that people in the house think she's like a 'rabbit', jumping between different housemate groups.

Later, Noirin went on the warpath, demanding to know who had been talking about her behind her back.

And she blasted Siavash and later Marcus for being cowardly.

Was it Kris, Charlie, Karly — or all three?

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(This is only part of the story...)