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Noirin & Freddie Fail To Make-Up

Noirin tired to clear up her differences with Freddie, but the pair ended up arguing more.

The Irish 'Big Brother' beauty - who had a blazing row with Siavash earlier this week, which resulted in her having cross words with Freddie - became irritated when Freddie insisted he had not heard her row with Siavesh.

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Siavash: "I'm up for eviction"

Last night I was left shocked after seeing Noirin land Siavash in hot water after he tried to speak to her in confidence. And as a result of the ensuing argument, Siavash has told Marcus and Freddie that he expects to be put up for eviction next week by Big Brother.

Whilst chatting on the sofa’s Siavash asked: "Do you wanna hear something interesting? Really interesting?" to which Marcus replied, "The earth spins at 1,000 miles an hour?"

"No, I'm up for eviction this week," Siavash replied. "For talking?" asked Marcus. "Yeah," replied Siavash. "You're kidding?" exclaimed Freddie.

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Daily Star

SOPHIE: 'I WANT YOU, KRIS'

LUCKY Kris has been told by Big Brother babe Sophie that she wants their relationship to last outside the house.

The blonde beauty has revealed she would love to date the 24-year-old curly-haired hunk when they leave the show because they have become emotionally "involved".

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The Sun

Tat looks very pretty, petal

NOIRIN Kelly looked pretty as a picture last night - thanks to a new temporary tattoo.

The Dubliner had the floral design inked onto her arm by admirer Marcus Akin.

And her hairy housemate showed he's good with his hands, coming up with a rather attractive piece of body art.

Let's hope she said thanks a bunch.

(The pic they've shown on on the Sun website makes her look horrible!)

Bit of an Atmos-Fear

It's jitter time! Oh yes, there's gonna be a whole load of twitching going on as Kris, Charlie, Dogface, Marcus and Halfwit all face Boo Alley. A fearful Charlie voiced his concerns to Lisa, but Lisa had a theory. A very slanted theory mind you

"You know what I think," barked Lisa as she made sure she was speaking louder than anyone else. "If Charlie went, everyone I've liked has gone. I think he's not going home," she added.

And then came the theory. "He's going to another House and the public are being told to vote to keep the person in this House that they don't want to win and that everyone who gets nominated is to win," she declared

"Maybe, aye," said Karly as she struggled to make sense of Lisa's prediction.

But, the only people who know what's in store for the housemates are you lot that's right, it's all in your hands.

You know what you must do it is your duty
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Bigmouth Strikes Again

The sparks of romance may have been well and truly extinguished between Marcus and Noirin, but there is still something between them. It's not something you could actually put your finger on, but there's definitely something and it usually manifests itself with Marcus criticising Noirin…

The conversation began with a theory about clever people being predictable. "You're predictable because you tell people all the time things they can chip away at," Marcus told Noirin as the pair of them lounged on the sofas.

"I know," laughed Noirin. But the laughter didn't last long as Marcus opened the honesty valve.

"Not in a nasty way," he began prompting Noirin's hackles to rise, "but you don't wear your heart on your sleeve. Rodrigo does, but you don't."

"Why do I not then?" asked an indignant Noirin.

Marcus tried to explain that it was because Noirin walks away rather than confronting people, citing the time he said she was lazy. Hmm, smart move Marcus…

"I usually have to walk away because in past times I usually get really, really angry and say things I don't want to say. I walked away and calmed down for a second and came back out to you," replied Noirin defensively.

But, even though he was speaking quietly, Marcus was in pit bull mode and wasn't going to let go. "Even that isn't wearing your heart on your sleeve," he said. "You don't have to say things to wear your heart on your sleeve, it can be so evident on your face."

"I think I make things evident on my face," Noirin said sharply. "If I'm not on good form, I'm not on good form."

For the record Marcus, when a woman asks 'does my bum look big in this?', just lie, lie, lie…
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Halfwit on Halfwit

Big Brother always likes to chat to Halfwit as Big Brother likes his slant on life. But Big Brother is always careful to ask Halfwit questions that only require short answers as everyone knows only too well that Halfwit can't half go on a bit…

Big Brother began by asking Halfwit what role he felt he was taking in the House.

"That's a very interesting question. I dunno. It's, like, erm…" replied Halfwit prompting the fear that he was about to pontificate.

"…it feels like in the last week or so, I've gone from being the person who everyone so doesn't trust and is openly negative towards, to being somebody that everyone is constantly quoting" he added. "I don't really know how to respond to that. I don't know how much of it to take seriously."

Big Brother turned the subject to other housemates and how he felt about them and it was his reaction to Karly that was the most unusual. "Karly, I thought was really nice at first, but I haven't really seen much of that since the early days," he said, before going on to explain why he thought Karly was heavily influenced by Lisa. "If Lisa is being nice to me and finding common ground, then Karly is as well," he said. "So I really want Lisa to go, because when Lisa goes, I might actually get to know Karly properly."

Finishing up, Big Brother asked Halfwit if there was anything else to learn about him. But Halfwit thought Big Brother was asking if he had anything left to learn…

"Erm, yes, I expect there is a lot more for me to learn about myself," he went on. "Erm, I'm not sure what exactly, but if I knew, then it wouldn't really be learning about myself. I don't feel that I'm finished in any way," he admitted.

"As people begin to like me and respect me more, there's a danger that I'll be taken in by it too much," he revealed. "There's a danger that I'll start to think 'well yeah, I am a cool dude'. I'm aware of that and I won't let that happen," he added carefully.

Well, if you survive another eviction Halfwit, we'll be watching you very carefully. Very carefully indeed.
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I find it rather strange that Channel 4 have seen fit to publish only TWO big galleries of potential evictees, as though they are the ones most likely to go tonight.

Diary of Dogface and A Marcus Montage

I can forsee some additions to Caption Corner...

EDIT: They've now added A Kris Canvas

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Too Clever By Halfwit

It's not very often that clever kids Noirin and Halfwit get to enjoy a quiet chat together, but Noirin saw the opportunity to quiz Halfwit about how he was feeling pre-eviction and who he thought might go…

"How do you feel about tonight?" Noirin asked as casually as she good.

"Erm, good?" replied Halfwit. "I'll be very interested by the result. I'll be very surprised if I go, but if I do then I'll have my head held high."

"Who do you think will go – who do you think it's between," asked Noirin as she pumped him for information.

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From this afternoons rehearsals...?

I hope she has recovered from Swine flu!

Won't matter - he's a pig anyway...