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Relationships in the House are still fragile to say the least.

After Big Brother revealed that Marcus and Noirin are up for Eviction this week, Siavash walked off upset, holed himself up in the toilet and got a bit teary. He then talked to Halfwit about how he couldn't believe the worst had happened.

While the rest of the housemates rehearsed the Task, Bea told Noirin that she didn't want Noirin to be evicted.

Halfwit spoke to Marcus about his relationship with Bea. He said they were both sexually frustrated. Meanwhile, in the Bedroom, Bea told Siavash that she's not interested in Halfwit and that he's annoying her. Oops.

Marcus griped to Halfwit about Siavash whilst Noirin and Siavash were in bed, discussing the impending Eviction.

Hira comforted Noirin about being up for Eviction while Bea told Marcus that she's tired and thinking of leaving.

In the Diary Room, Noirin talked about being up for Eviction and said that she would remain herself in the House, regardless.

Later, Bea, Siavash, Noirin and Marcus were chatting in the Sitting Room. Bea and Siavash got up to go for a cigarette and Noirin joked that Siavash might become a new Halfwit. After they left Marcus had a go at Noirin for telling unfunny jokes. Noirin then left as Marcus was asking her to stay.

Siavash and Marcus had a late night chat. Siavash approached Marcus to apologise for the whole Noirin business but Marcus rebuffed him saying what's done is done. Siavash got into bed with Noirin leaving Marcus alone in the Living Room.


Ain't love grand.


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Space Mission


As the rain spits down on the Big Brother House today, the mood among some housemates is just as gloomy as the weather. Bea, in particular, admits that since she's been in the House all she's done is moan. We don't know about that Bea. You've also had a row with Kenneth, led Halfwit on a merry flirtatious dance, and yesterday even declared your love for Siavash.

Going out into the Garden for a quick pre-Task-rehearsal cig with Siavash, she glowered at the House while constructing her roll-up. Halfwit was on her mind. And not in a good way.

"He'll be coming out in a minute," she grumbled, gesturing towards Halfwit.

"Maybe it's best you guys have a chat," suggested Siavash.

"I think if I'm subtle, he'll get it," she said. "I have said I'm used to more space."

"Maybe he thinks space just means less hugs and cuddles," said Siavash. "But you're hanging out with people..."

"...I don't hang out with you very much," she said quickly. "Freddie will follow me around the House. And he smokes more than I do now, so I'm funding his smoking!"

Blimey, she'll be moaning about the noise he makes when he eats next.
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What a cow that Bea is. No wonder she's been fired from every job she's ever had - she's unbearable!

I Bea has started to wear Siavash hat, if Noirin goes on Friday night how long do you think it will be before Siavash falls for her charms?

Or before Bea takes Noirin's crown as Princess Manipulation.

Woman Trouble

As you might have noticed, since Bea's arrival, Halfwit has been following her around like a lost puppy. The two initially hit it off well, sharing cigarettes and cuddles like two old pals. Halfwit even revealed to Siavash that he couldn't believe Big Brother had sent in someone that was 'so his type'.

Yet despite Halfwit telling anyone who'd listen that he was well into Bea, his affections were travelling along a one-way street. And over the past few days Bea has similarly been telling anyone who'll listen that she's pretty much had her fill of Halfwit.

Unsurprisingly, Bea has been conspicuous to Halfwit by her absense. Sharing a post-Task fag with Siavash, Halfwit discussed the fact that Bea had told him she needed 'more space', and that she'd been giving him a wide berth.

"She apologised for not talking to me," he told Siavash. "And I apologised for being insensitive, but she said I hadn't been insensitive. She said she was stressed, so maybe it's just the simplest reason."

"But her being stressed doesn't exlpain why she talks to other people and not me," continued Halfwit. Er, cos maybe it's not the reason?

"What do you think?" he asked Siavash.

"I don't know," said Siavash, who actually did know, as Bea had been chewing his ear off about her annoyance with Halfwit this morning. "Did you cop a feel?"

"No, no nothing like that," asserted Halfwit.

"Then maybe she is a bit tired," offered Siavash. "The new people are breaking down a lot quicker than we did. Two have left..."

But this was of no great interest to Halfwit. "Has Bea said anything to you or Noirin?"
"Just that she's stressed, and wants space," replied Siavash. "It's always good to have a chat."

Women, eh Halfwit? What do they really mean?
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Pass or Fail? YOU Decide
You can decide whether the housemates pass or fail this week's Shopping Task.
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THEY MUST FAIL

As the inmates seem to have adopted the BigBro attitude of 'Sod it, everything is too much trouble' there is no need for them to get luxury items

On the C4 BB site the number of votes is around 2500 so far, with over 80% giving a 'woo'

I wonder how the production team will manage to turn that around by 7pm and have them fail?

Its okay...you can come to talk to me. I won't judge.

Calrissian;

ps. Or Marcus. I'm sure he'd be happy to have you under his un-covered duvet. Would you like a stalker...a bit of 'm' time?

Frak that for a game of cowboys Carlissian.

Noirin's Ex Is Going In



Today a new housemate will enter the Big Brother House. 23-year-old American, Isaac, has flown across the Atlantic to see if he can win back the heart of ex-girlfriend Noirin.
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