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Freddie sniggering at every bitchy remark Bea makes. He conveniently forgets how he was treated - lets hope he does not suffer the same thing at the hands of his Bea.

Lovely and cosy her by myself.
Bea said this was the first victory for team Marcus. Hurry up and bring on the next victim so I can my head off.

Siavash 'anyone for alcohol' during a rodrigo/charlie row.

Talk about wanting to throw gasoline on a fire.
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Calrissian: researching copper miners

How foolish they all look in the bedroom arguing over Noirin's snub - Charlie is the only one who has any empathy for Noirin.

David stops Bea in her tracks and makes her change her intended point.
Hira or Charlie to win.

Noirin is front page news in tomorrow's Daily Star.

Good HLs. Bea vs Noirin - two equally loathsome hags battling it out, what entertainment! Ballsaac & Boreen totally deserve each other, they're both utterly hideous wannabes. Their relationship is about as plastic as Sophie's norks.

And lo, to the sound of much rejoicing across the land, the Hobag was booted by the British public who know a playa when they see one and don't like it when they do! Isuck walks - nice one, about the only decent thing he's done since he was paid so much money to appear.

Siavash - FFS grow up.

Marcus - good value for money all round, especially the DR entry LOL!

Charlie - fake fake fake. Picking a fight with Rodders because R didn't say goodbye to Ho-reen. He so wants to appear the "nice one", but he can't pull it off because we can all see what a nasty sh*t-stirring little turd he really is.

Did Hira actually express an opinion?

I'm liking David more and more. He comes across as a kind of slightly deranged Butlins redcoat and he's one of the few HMs in there who is genuinely being himself.