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So, the others are still up, but they are only going to let us see the communist and her lieutenant sleeping for rest of the night?

Calrissian:

Before Bea retires to bed she has a chat with Marcus and Charlie about the care in the community work she does and so njoys....yeah, I know, Bea a care in the community worker she spins this story line and excites Charlie about what he could do to help people because he likes to help people.
Marcus pipes up with, no one ever says thank you to for for all the things I do, Bea: "Oh I do Marcus" Charlie says he knows how he feels.
Bea talks about the destitution in other countries and how agencies have people go and do all sorts of things in the poor comminities there.
Marcus would love to be a sniper so he could take-out heads of governments and replace them with his version of a better person.
Bea has gone to bed and Marcus and Charlie continue their chat about welfare in the community, Marcus: "Just do the best you can and be yourself, that's is why I get up every morning in a good mood, that is what I say to everyone in here, just do the best you can then no one can have a bad word to say about you if you just be that way,"
"Oh and then people who can say bad things about you are just are ******* really jealous, selfish people who just want more no matter how much you give them."

"People always want more" Charlie says
Marcus: "Yeah, but is why I am always happy that's why I always get up happy because I do always try to do good things and try and make people get on."
Charlie says he does the same.
Marcus: "That is why I say to people you're being a ****, why do you have to be a **** why don't you just be normal and try and get on with people and stuff like that."
Charlie says he hates it when people don't get on because there is no need for it. He then pokes his ear, says his ear is hurting.
Marcus wonders what Siavash's plan is. "What is the matter with him" asks Charlie.
Marcus: "Exactly what you say, I just wonder about all the time, why cant he say something and then tell us what it is."
Charlie jumps on this statement from Marcus.
"He is oh gooo"
Marcus: "I know I know, he is always, I got a plan I got a plan I got to tell ya:
Charlie "he is always, I know something dead good but I cant say it because if I say it it is going against everything I believe in."


" Well I am thinking; well just don't say it" says Charlie.

Marcus laughs and says he says it all the time.
They have a chat about the why Siavash talks in riddles'
Charlie repeats what Siavash is saying about taken himself out of the game, that he has a plan he has an idea in his head, it is growing but I don't want to say it yet because if I say it now BB will act on it.
"what are you talking about." says Charlie. "Poor Hira comes in on it and she is going, eh?" Marcus finds Charlie's take on Saivash's code speak hilarious.

"Marcus: "Just do the best you can and be yourself, that's is why I get up every morning in a good mood, that is what I say to everyone in here, just do the best you can then no one can have a bad word to say about you if you just be that way,"
"Oh and then people who can say bad things about you are just are ******* really jealous, selfish people who just want more no matter how much you give them.""

Oh the irony!

The conversation on Siavash's double-speak continues to make them laugh. What do you think it is with him, asks Charlie. Marcus:He wants to go home" I thought that says Charlie,
Marcus: "He still wants to know us all but that could mean when we get out or he can watch us on the tele or anything like that."

Charlie says he likes Siavash and would still keep in touch with him.

Marcus: I don't think if I will, I don't like bull shitters there are only a few people I honestly have any time for and not in a nasty way I don't think he is one of them."

Marcus: "He just bull shits too much, he says something and i just think, oh all right mate, as if you really believes that and then five minutes later he says something different, I know that is not necessarily a bad thing that is just the way he is, it i just me, it is me I have just lived my life where I have had to believe people, or you know, everything would go to **** and my friends who I've got I have had my whole life since I was like 6/8 or whatever, I have been through everything with them, so I am in a position where I do not need anyone else, I have got every single thing I could want indoors and I know it will never change because it has been the same way my whole life, so when people just bull **** like that I just think if I was outside and something mattered and I trust them they wouldn't understand the amount of trust I would give them and they would break that trust, and I would think that in my life I can not afford to have my life broken like that so I could never forgive them, even if they come any close I would just think, yeah, all right mate, no none of that."

Marcus then tells Charlie he would be his friend out side the house. Charlie says he is one of those people who get on with people and he would hate to leave the house having really, really thought the world of someone to find out they had been talking about him, "that would really hurt me" he says. Marcus tells him when he gets out he will see what he and others have said about him, "people will sometime say, oh why does he do this that and the other" says Marcus. "What you" says Charlie.
Ad break: When we return the topic has changed to how Noirin was treated. I have no more time to write any more updates.

Just seen a clip of Jon Tickle on BBLB in a 'what happened before' question.
He is back in the house and trying to convince the HMs that he has seen all the footage of everything that has been said about him. he was a fool as on. Obsessed with Cameron's so called game plan and how HE was going to expose it. He looked so stupid then and after the show when he found out he had been completely wrong.

There has been agro between Bea and Dvid. Last night on the live feed we saw David complain to Lisa about Bea, and that he was going to tackle her about it. So it seems something has been said and Bea is outraged that he said what he said to her. Bea careful David she will have your scalp next.

Here we go, have a look at this. Ch4

And the Heat Goes On

Talk about an explosion. David confronted Bea in the Kitchen this morning about her accusing him of stealing food - but it only took a few minutes for Bea to have turned it all around, accusing David of being mean to her. In fact, by the time she'd finished everyone in the House had heard what a horrible mean and cruel person David was, and how Bea was so affronted and upset. Yep, you heard right.

First Bea ran off to the Living Area to tell Rodrigo, but all he could do was laugh at the ridiculousness of it all.

"It's not funny Rodrigo! I don't laugh at you!" she wailed.

When her complaints fell on deaf ears, she ran off to tell Halfwit, who immediately went in to confront David. While Halfwit was protecting Bea's honour, Bea went to the Garden and complained to Hira and Dogface while they were exercising. The girls politely nodded and made sympathetic noises, but kept up with their leg stretches.

Next Bea stormed into the Bedroom to grumble to Marcus and Siavash. "He used to be really nice and now..." she fumed. And when she'd told everyone in the House how upset she was, she went back into the Living Area where David was eating his breakfast and started on him again.

"I think you're a bully, David," she raged.

"I don't believe this Bea," replied David as she went off for a smoke, leaving Halfwit to fight her battles.

"I've not shouted at her. I'm not a bully. If I'd been a bully, Big Brother would call me in," David told him. "I respect women, I never shout at women."

Left alone with Lisa, David looked shocked.

"Come on David," said Lisa, taking him into the Garden.

"I'm not talking to her," he replied. Somehow, we don't think you're gonna have much of a choice.
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Bea Stings

And still the Bea/David row rages on.

David is mortally upset now about being accused of being a bully, while Bea has sought solace in the manly armpit of Marcus. And really, once presented with that welcoming, gaping, hairy expanse, who wouldn't?

"He flew completely off the handle," she told Marcus, cuddling in. "Oh Marcus, he's horrible! Who the hell does he think he is?!"

"I don't think it's entirely him organising that," said Marcus.

Bea went on at Marcus, having found a sympathetic ear. Although Marcus was convinced it was Lisa pulling the strings.

"She mentioned the butter," he told Bea.

"He's not stupid. No-one can be that stupid," said Bea, a bit confusingly.

"She can't argue," began Marcus. "So she has to get other people to do it for her. She's like a dog with no teeth. You're the top woman at this end of the room and she's the top woman at that end, so you're a threat."

"I find David fake," said Bea. "Really fake!"

But Marcus was off on one now. "You're the biggest threat in the House to her."

Then Halfwit entered the Bedroom and told Bea that David was upset at being called a bully.

"He's not a bully," she said. "It was just heat of the moment. He's too stupid to be a bully."

Bea and Marcus carried on their discussion, with Marcus visibly becoming more and more angry. "I'll have a word with him. If he gets lairy I'll shout at him and make him turn white."

Yeah, that'll definitely calm things down.

Marcus stormed off to the Kitchen to have a go at David, but David listened and shrugged, dousing Marcus' flames.

David went back into the Bedroom and started talking to Bea again.

"I don't think you're a bully," she told him. "I just think you're mean."

"I think bully is a very harsh word," he replied.

"I think you've bullied me," she said. Make your mind up, love.

"How?" I wasn't in your face. I was calm," stressed David.

"You don't need to be threatening to be a bully," she whined.

"You should keep your distance if that's what you think," he told her. "I'm past caring."

"I think you are mean and unpleasant," said Bea, going at him again.

Talk about a dog with a bone...
Ch4

David's Tears


Harsh words bring devastating consequences under the intense microscopic world that is the Big Brother House. One man's off-day can me be another man's torment - as David is finding out today.

Having been on the end of Bea's escalating indignation (think trapped at the end of a wind tunnel with fire breathing down one end - you get the idea), David might be wishing he'd never confronted her about her accusations of his alleged food stealing. But he did, and she bit back hard.

In her tale-telling circuit of the House, Bea told Dogface and Hira how he'd upset her. The two girls were polite, but not overly sympathetic. A little later, they voiced their support for David in the whole, sorry affair.

In the Garden with Lisa, David was cooling off after the pyrotechnics. "She's playing a game, isn't she?" he said.

"I've been watching for days," said Lisa, going off to sit in the sun.

"If someone asks me if I'm alright and I say, I'm fine, is that being snappy?" he asked.

"No," said Lisa.
"It just means I don't want to talk to you. Is that what she's accusing me of?"

"She's playing it, isn't she," agreed Lisa.

"Then she tried to bring Sophie into it," said David.

Dogface, who was exercising nearby, looked up. "She brought me into it?" she asked.

"She said you agreed I was being snappy," he said.

"She said you were snapping at her," said Dogface.

"Someone who snaps is nasty. I don't do that. She's bringing other people in now by saying I'm a bully," David said.

"I hope they don't. You don't think he's a bully, do ya Soph?" asked Lisa.

"No," said Dogface. "That's a strong word."

"You've been so nice to me, so good to me. I'll never agree with that," added Hira. "I love him. I can never buy into that. He's been so kind and generous and polite to me, I'll never use that word for David."

It was all too much for David, and he started to cry.

"Oh Dave," said Dogface.
"It's not nice to be accused," he sobbed. "She's telling everyone."

"She might be saying it but no-one's agreeing," said Dogface.

"You know, the people know, who's right and who's wrong," said Hira. "I really think that's wrong in this House, that people believe things. Unless someone does it to you, you should never believe something someone says."

Good advice Hira. But is anyone listening?
Ch4

Top Of The Flops

Dogface has a new career in mind...
Ch4
Sophie would be a cheap date -two Shandies and she is ready for the taxi home.

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The Task is done, and David and Bea are starting to fall out.

As the housemates rehearsed for The Entertainers Task, Bea went into the Diary Room and told Big Brother she didn't have a talent and didn't know what to perform. In the end she opted to perform a presentation of fashion do's and don'ts.

The Task began but was abruptly halted when Charlie, who was performing as a clown, set off the fire extinguisher as part of his performance. Halfwit went outside because he didn't like the fumes and later went to the Diary Room and told Big Brother he was annoyed by Charlie setting it off. Quite right, that was an extremely naughty thing to do.

After the Task resumed, the rest of the housemates performed. Big Brother then asked for the most judgemental housemate to come to the Diary Room. David went in and was asked to judge the most and least entertaining housemate. He choose Hira as the most entertaining and Dogface as the least entertaining.

Later in the evening Marcus, Bea and Halfwit were in the Kitchen griping about David, who they suspect to be a ‘food bandit'. They think David has been stealing people's food and helping himself to extra portions at meal times. Bea added that she disliked David as he constantly interrupts conversations.

David said to Lisa later that he knew Bea had been bitching about him.

Siavash went to the Diary Room and revealed his cryptic plan which is not to nominate again in the hope that he will put up for Eviction.

Meanwhile, in bed, Lisa and David bitched about Bea. What goes around, comes around.
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I hope people do not lay this argument between David and Bea at Lisa' door because it was David who told Lisa last night that he was going to tackle Bea today about the thieving accusation. Marcus of course is doing just that, he is still under the impression that Lisa is the competition.

Thats classic Lisa, she wound up her little side kick and sent him in to battle, while hovering around the sidelines however she couldnt help herself making a comment. Their all as bad as each other but its funny to watch.

Oh I see Bea really has done a number on him He really needs to pick a battle he can win next time rather than take on the mad hippy chick with a masters in twisting things.


Do you not think that would be to ignore the weeks and weeks that we have already watched. Additionaly as Marcus points out due to what we suspect is a final warning from BB to Lisa that she will be booted for any more argie bargie she is just using anyone she can to argue for her. Plus we never see the day feed where Lisa and David sit all day talking on the smokers bench.

re The food nicking. Back when Lisa and David did the Kebab task they drank all the tea and milk from everyone. So that set a premise.

Marcus and Bea work on the assumption that when they say something the majority of people will believe them.
Hence the way Marcus only talks one to one with the person he wants tio influence and Bea just says things willy-nilly to plant a thought in people's head. They both know what they are saying only has a grain of truth or no truth attached to it, it is their tactic that they are saying it to the people who are usually easy to manipulated is all that matters.