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Calrissian: 4 gallons

4 gallons of what

I see David is still superglued to Lisa.

Bea next to Fred.

Sophie showing some leg.. yum

And surprise surprise no sign of Hira.

Sophie is claiming to know Daniel Lloyd.. do any of these HMs not know an ex HM Mind you if I knew Daniel the rasist bullying cow Lloyd I wouldnt admit to it.

4 gallons of water...did you not just see Die Hard'3? Sigh. It had the Jugs question, very memorable for me, takes me back to summer'98.
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Yes...seems all the BB housemates already know eachother prior to the show in some way. Hell, why don't they just invite Ms. Lloyd in for the evening for a cup of tea and a slide of cake?

Calrissian: the BB1 format is a very distant memory.

Make 4 gallons of water using a 5 gallon and 3 gallon jug. Using David's tears?
LOL!

I was watching indiana Jones, the last one where he needed a stenna stair lift to out run the rolling bolders. actualy it was quite good.

BB1... a show I came late into but early enough to catch the Nick lie about his dead wife on the very crude 56k live feed. Oh and the shocker of Nick writing names down on paper and his disgraced eviction.. those where the days

Wow, Sophie is certainly piling on the lbs, but thats okay with me, I was never a fan of the ill look anyway.

She looks good, just a shame about the plastic lumps.
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Calrissian: Haribo on standby

David is Keith Lemmons stand in. Both are unfunny and rarely booked and only employed by C4 as they are cheap and arse licking.

Can you imagine if the dead wife thing happened on BB now? I can only imagine it being dismissed as a lie within the hour and people branding him worse than satan and about 3000 Ofcom complaints (even though it's not really anything they should be concerned with, but that never stopped anyone before). No-one would get away with a bunch of lies now. Well, apart from Charlie's entire act I guess.

It is increasingly pleasing to see Sophie getting wrapped closer to the Queen. Mmm

Calrissian: no fan of snakes...nor communists

For a bit of a laugh, here's George Lamb being rumbled in the camera run by Marcus on Sunday's BBLB (video from mrmarky on the DS forums):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt6oJjnBGH8

Yeah .. I dont think Nick would of been able to get a sentance in sideways with this lot. But then this lot are just the final dregs in terms of BB HMs. Gone are the days of feeding the chickens. mowing the lawn making a chess board out of stickyback plastic or following the Red van.

The best this lot can offer us tonight is swallow the snake inspired by 2 cans of larger and the fact the only item BB has given them in 2 weeks is a countainer of gummy insects. TBH lame understates the entertainmanet factor.

My nom predictions for today, assuming they go as normal:

Bea - David & Lisa
Charlie - Bea & Siavash
David - Bea & Marcus
Dogface - Hira & Bea
Halfwit - Lisa & Charlie
Hira - Marcus & Bea
Lisa - Marcus & Bea
Marcus - Lisa & Hira
Rodrigo - Marcus & Siavash
Siavash - won't nominate because he's a self pitying idiot

Bea V Marcus.

ohoh, Queen has hurt her Jaw..awww no. They are all looking a bit sickly, although Sophie is still loading up on the sugar goodness.

Poor Bea. She's not had that much in her mouth since she was told by the BB storyline producer she will be a housemate. Bless.

Calrissian:

Yeah David converted to the Lisa line just like Karly was and I agree Hira thou unseen by us is also folowing that spin.

So it will be Bea Marcus and Siavash. And the show will just get more boring.

Of all the things Bea has had in her mouth this week I dont think a bit of gum was the worst