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Sophie says it is four days since Noirin left. "Do you miss her" she asks Marcus.
Marcus: 'Em, I haven't heard anyone say that they miss her"

Sophie: "Who Noirin? I think it was everything that happened before she went you know what I mean"

Marcus: " I still do not think anyone else knew her the way I knew her"

Sophie: "She went around saying different things about people and she told Charlie that Rodrigo had a game plan that is why Rodrigo had argues with him"

Marcus: "Em. Did she anything about me", muffled sound

Sophie: "She said she had told you all along she didn't fancy you and you said you were going to keep trying anyway"

Marcus: "I did say that to everyone and in the DR and that"

Sophie: "Em. She did not say anything much - she said when new people can in you said she was wanting attention or something, you told her different things about people and not to trust me and she said you told her things to make her not like people and you told her not to trust Tom. She said she wa going to try and figure things oot for herself."
Marcus: "yeah, that is true. I didn't tell her not to trust you though" LIAR.
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Marcus: "Maybe you in the final as well,
They talk about who they can se in the final.

Sophie says how she would love Freddie if she was watching on the outside.
Marcus says he think Freddie appeals to more people, he is just, because he started **** then he got good.

Sophie disagrees she says she thinks people are not seeing the real Freddie on the outside.

They discuss Freddie. Marcus says she has to agree how funny he is and how funny he looked on the TV screen when they did the quiz thing.
Sophie is not buying it -she pretends to agree and says maybe because he is like Jon Tickle...
Sophie also like Siavash, she tells Marcus she thinks Siavash will win it. No. says Marcus, he is too much of a bullshitter.
Sophie thinks Siavash is like Rex, an d that people like him because of the way he was. double


Boring conversation comes round to David. Marcus says he does not like people nicking things and David should not talk behind peoples back. "You know me, if I have got anything i will give it to people" he tells Sophie.
Why Sophie does not tell him No, you do not give you barter.

Bea had a chat in bed with Freddie as to why she was nominated, [don't you just love her] Freddie was so happy to have her next to him he tried to put off having to answer her.
When he did tell her that maybe she moans a lot, not that he thinks she moans a lot, he told her.

"When do I moan, when was I not nice..." she asks him.
He should have said, 'where do you want me to start' but he said nothing of the sort. He stroked her head and told her everything will be fine.

Siavash and Marcus discussed who they thought wold go on Friday, Lisa. Siavash said without a blink of an eye. Marcus thought it was between him Bea and Lisa. Siavash said he would love a spy camera and hidden mike so they could plant under Lisa's bed. Marcus jumped up and down like an 6 year old at the very though of it. "Fantastic idea" he said. Siavash said they could listen to what they were saying.

I would love it if BB granted their wish, because all they would hear is Lisa and David talking over the days events and how they were embarrassed at Marcus's crew obnoxious behaviour.
Marcus's crew are so paranoid about people plotting like them, they actually believe Lisa and her crew are doing the same.

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Well, after yesterday's nominations debacle you'd think that Marcus would have tried to keep a low profile. But oh no – not content with helping ensure that everyone would face eviction, Marcus started a big row with David which ended up with the pair of them being separated by Big Brother before being hauled off to the Diary Room to explain themselves. Then, in the good old 'arguments start arguments' vein, Lisa started on Halfwit because he laughed at the nominations result.

Thankfully, David and Marcus made up later on, but it wasn't the same for Halfwit. He was never going to be best friends with Lisa, but this argument probably made sure they never will be. Rodrigo felt the same way as Lisa too and decided to take back all the nice things he'd previously said about Halfwit. Even Charlie had a bit of a go at him too.

Of course, it is very hard to take the housemates rows seriously when they are dressed as characters from Alice in Wonderland. Especially Hira – dressed as Alice – after she spent five hours trying to find a key hidden in a cake. Quite an easy task really, except she had to keep her hands behind her back and could only use her face. She found the key, but ended up looking like the cake had exploded in her face.

Big Brother certainly knows how to humiliate…

Guest Editor Alison says:

"I like Halfwit because he doesn't take the whole experience too seriously. It is what it is – a TV show.

Loving Hira. She has such a big heart and is very good at keeping herself to herself.

Marcus needs to get over his big ego and chill-axe, after all, it’s his fault they are all up for eviction."
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24 Carrot

People who share houses with each other will know that the worst thing in the world is a nightmare housemate who is insufferably jolly first thing in a morning when everyone else is tired and grumpy. Big Brother is the very embodiment of that housemate as a tired Siavash paid a visit to the Diary Room to check his Special Watch that he had had to wind every hour through the night.

"Hello Siavash. How are you?" asked Big Brother with about as much jollity as any omnipotent being could muster.

"Tired," groaned Siavash. "And my stomach hurts. Still standing though. Standing like a ************* soldier," he added, proving he hadn't lost his sense of humour.

Big Brother then told Siavash that the time on his Special Watch needed altering – a fairly simple task for someone who'd had some sleep, but not for Siavash. By the time he'd set it to Big Brother's instructions, the time had changed and he had to start all over again.

And then it all came flooding out. "Honestly, seriously, I'm not just saying this, you know that I would do it and I'm not one to bitch, but I honestly need you to give me a few hours before you feed me more carrots," said Siavash pleadingly. "I haven't eaten anything. My stomach is full of carrots and I cannot go to take a *****. It's just there in my stomach. Full," he added with his best mournful face. But Big brother didn't respond apart from to tell Siavash that he was free to leave the Diary Room.

"If I do die, I'll be coming back to see you guys," sighed Siavash as he sloped out.

Well, at least you’ll be able to see in the dark, Siavash.


Guest Editor Alison Says:

Oh Siavash, it's a Task – get on with it and eat your carrots! It could be worse... At least they’ll help you see in the dark!
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Big Teas

As part of the Alice in Wonderland Task, Dogface's challenge was to learn the characteristics of 25 different teas. But she needn't have worried too much – Big Brother only wanted her to identify the three of them laid out in front of her in the Diary Room.

"Ooh," gasped Dogface, "I hope they're easy ones – some of them are names I don't even know. Can't you give me three options to choose from?"

"No," replied Big Brother firmly.

And so the test began with Dogface sampling the tea from the first pot. "It tastes Mango-ey with chilli in it. I think it could be from Mexico," smiled Dogface knowingly as she guessed chilli and mango.

And then she came to the second teapot. "This is the most awfulest tea I've ever smelt in my life. It smells like fish. Eugh I know what this is," said Dogface wrinkling her nose as she guessed Pu-erh

And then it came to the final test. "Can I smell the teapot?" asked Dogface.

Big Brother obliged, but could never have guessed what would follow. "Ooh, I burnt my nostrils!" laughed Dogface as she settled down to some serious guessing. "I think this one is rhubarb and cream," she announced.

So, three teas and three guesses. She sounded confident, but who knows. Big Brother will let her know…
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Anyone interested in Tarot? Some of the HM's are wearing playing card costumes for the task - but what do these cards mean?

From Tarot Card Meanings

Halfwit
2 of Spades: Juggling two things at once, clash of opposing forces with good result

Lisa
3 of Clubs: offer of help, proprosals

David
5 of Diamonds: Cowardice, gossip, warning

Dogface
6 of Hearts: Kindness, new relationship, blessings on an old one

Was BB trying to tell us something about David when they gave him that costume?

If the public were voting to evict, as Marcus and Siavash probably think we are, then it could well have been those two.

I wouldn't be surprised if Bea is now using Freddie in an effort to stay in. She thinks that if she is in a couple with him, she won't get evicted.

Just seen a clip on BBLB of a misunderstanding of the word Punked.
It would seem Marcus used the word when he was talking to David. David thought he said punched and was rightly upset,
He called Marcus on it and Marcus was not up to the challenge.
Marcus was stuck to his chair - David stood up and said to Marcus "come on, I'm not afraid of you" Marcus was delighted when BB stepped in to stop the situation getting out of hand.
BB then proceeded to tell David in the DR what Marcus had said. David apologised profusely to BB.

David owned Marcus.

By being wrong and an idiot? Owned again, Marcus 2 David 0