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*places bulk order for 'Hira Me Now' before they all sell out*

Charlie can only dream of this level of funny ignorance

The Panel are ignoring Hira at this point

Oh well, least someone managed to say 'he deserves it' without mentioning Charlie's name

I can't believe 1 in 20 votes went to Lisa. That is scary.

1 in 20 actually spent money to save her*.
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*jobcentreplus staff, perhaps?
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Calrissian: tired

Fantastic that Lisa did not leave, it was worth it to lose Hira just for the look on freddie and Marcus's faces
Now we will see Bea snuggling up with Lisa and David and Freddie and Marcus in the face because they got it wrong.

Hira is Evicted

Hira is not here anymore, y'hear? The pretty princess from Pakistan has been evicted with just 5.65 per cent of the public vote to save.

Ah, Hira. The days we've spent making puns that don't quite work on the fact that your name sounds a bit like the words 'here' and 'hear'. But those days are over.

The House will be a sadder place without her but we couldn't necessarily say it will be a quieter place.

In the words of Ronan Keating, Hira said it best when she said nothing at all. She became renowned for her preference for contemplative silence over speaking.

But she opened her mouth more than enough to make an impression in the 21 days she was in the House.

From her very first night, when she had to explain a secret mission Task to her fellow newbies, Hira seemed perpetually confused. Her befuddlement was matched only by her enduring sweetness.

But she got a bigger dose of sugar than she could have ever imagined when, in her role as Alice in Wonderland, she spent five hours eating a cake that was almost as big as she was. And how we loved her for it.

So long sweetie, it's time to get outta Hira.


We will be talking to Hira later so get your questions in below.
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Hira Theories

Hira's Eviction from the House has brought suspicions about her character into the open and thrown up some conspiracy theories too.

As soon as the door shut on the diminutive housemate, the group tried to figure out why she had gone.

"You don't know what she says in the Diary Room," stated Marcus. "She might go in there and **** us all off."

"I was a bit surprised," said Bea, with Halfwit quick to echo her thoughts.

"She wouldn't have started crying before she left unless there was something a bit dodgy going on," suggested wannabe super sleuth Marcus. Then the knives started to emerge...

"She wasn't as nice as she seemed," pronounced Halfwit. "She hid her bitchy side. I really liked her genuine side. But I saw that wasn't all there was to her."

Charlie then entered the debate. "It just goes to show that you never know," he said. "Lisa's meant to be hated on the outside. She's been here for nine weeks. Hira's brand new and she hasn't done anything."

"People prefer someone being just themselves as opposed to someone pretending," replied Siavash, trying to explain why Lisa stayed ahead of Hira.

"I don't think she was a bitch and I spent a lot of time with her," said David. He then turned to Halfwit and blasted: "If you think she was, you must be a very bad judge of character."

"Who said she was a bitch?" retaliated Halfwit. David then made a plea to halt any future criticism of Hira.

"It's a ******* gameshow!" boomed Marcus in response to David's suggestion.

Before long, the usual wild theories started to be banded around. "She could be coming back in," pondered David.

"I don't think she's gone," added Lisa.

These housemates think they know everything sometimes...
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As soon as the door shut on the diminutive housemate, the group tried to figure out why she had gone.

"You don't know what she says in the Diary Room," stated Marcus. "She might go in there and **** us all off."
Marcus thinks everyone is using the same tactic.

"She wasn't as nice as she seemed," pronounced Halfwit. "She hid her bitchy side. I really liked her genuine side. But I saw that wasn't all there was to her."


Tw@

Charlie then entered the debate. "It just goes to show that you never know," he said. "Lisa's meant to be hated on the outside. She's been here for nine weeks. Hira's brand new and she hasn't done anything."

That will keep Marcus chewing the last of his finger nails for a day or two.

hmm, so many of them think Hira was some sort of devious game player, whom the public kicked out.
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Watching BBBM, nice to see Ms. Dent on there, Mmm

Calrissian:

"People prefer someone being just themselves as opposed to someone pretending," replied Siavash, trying to explain why Lisa stayed ahead of Hira.
Another t@

"I don't think she was a bitch and I spent a lot of time with her," said David. He then turned to Halfwit and blasted: "If you think she was, you must be a very bad judge of character."
David only needs to look at who Freddie is friends with in the house to see how bad a judge of character he is.

Grace Dent has been a disappointment to me the last couple of years, ever since she started working for BB she has just be willing to take her script and run with it.