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Anyone going by the updates on here prior to Maddy's posts could be forgiven for thinking Marcus was unfairly picked on by a raging Sophie, for something he did out of the goodness of his heart.

I've watched the live feed from last night and can well imagine how different the earlier updates on here would have been.... had it been David, Lisa or Sophie who'd had the audacity to take and hide cigs to use for their own benefit.

The Wrath of Big Brother

Well, Lisa was right when she said Big Brother would do something to punish the disregarding of rules, but she wasn't expecting what Big Brother announced – or rather didn't announce. Big Brother began by summoning the housemates to the dining table, prompting some of them to think there was a Task. But there would be no such luck…

"As housemates are continuing to disregard the Big Brother Rules, all housemates will be punished," announced Big Brother to a table full of dropped jaws, before ominously announcing that the Garden was now open.

Bea was furious. "This is ******* rubbish. It's negativity on negativity," hissed Bea.

Lisa, however, sick of not getting a response when asking Big Brother for an audience in the Diary Room, just talked at the cameras. "I don't know why I'm bothering with them. What's the point of going in to talk to them? She railed.

"Why can't Big Brother just punish the people that need punishing? Why?" she continued angrily.

"I've had enough now, it's ********," she went on. "Why should we all be punished – I ain't done nothing. Why? I wanna know why. They're obviously controlling your game now," added Lisa, referring to the three escapees. "I thought you were better than that. ****! I need to be working behind the scenes. Trust me, I'd be more vicious than that," she snarled.

And then Lisa's request for a session with Big Brother was granted, where she let off some stream and managed to scrape herself off the ceiling.

Lisa, you should know by now that you never challenge Big Brother to a 'punish the housemates contest', as Big Brother will always win. Stay tuned.
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So says Noirin's chief apologist....

Good good, hopefully eviction related again rather than just taking all their food or similar lameness.

Talking of lame, how bad a house it would be with the likes of Lisa, David and Rodrigo sitting around all day refusing to do anything interesting in case it breaks a rule they'd get punished for and just hoping to sail through to the end instead

I've seen the LF of ciggiegate. Marcus was in the wrong - who the hell does he think he is? Sophie was right to confront him. Glad to see Charlie confronting HW.

And that video encapsulates everything I've come to hate about Freddie - the patronizing tone, the use of the word "dude", the inability to actually listen to anyone but himself.

So basically, Siavash has managed to get everyone punished a second time. Is this part of a plan to get nominated? And isn't Marcus on warning number 76 or something by now?

Having read through the threads I think the inmates should eat/drink EVERYTHING tonight as tomorrow the cupboards may be a little bare.

See this is the problem, I was never a Noirin fan, but I am a big of of the truth, that is why I spoke the truth whenever I saw her being maligned, inside and outside the house.

Lisa To Stop Stripping?

Having been allowed back out in the Garden after the escapees little stunt, some of the housemates made the most of the sunny weather. Lisa and Bea took the opportunity to bask in the sunshine…

"Do you know what time it is?" Bea asked as she sat with a towel on her head.

It's twenty to five sighed Lisa.

"It's so hot isn't it?" continued Bea as she fidgeted about on the Bus Stop bench.

"It's beautiful," replied Lisa, "which is why I stripped off – I hope you don't mind."

"Not at all," said Bea.

"Thank you," purred Lisa. "I wouldn't want to be upsetting these straight girls would I," she added.

"Maybe the punishment will be that Lisa has to stop stripping off," suggested Bea, "you'd be devastated," she added with a grin

"Now that would kill TV," said Lisa. "Yeah, making me wear a bra under me t-shirt would be a punishment," she added laughing.

If you say so Lisa…
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The Cupboard Is Bare

It may have been a quiet afternoon in the House, but behind the scenes things were afoot. After Siavash, Marcus and Halfwit's mutinous behaviour, there was no way that Big Brother would let events pass without punishment…

"I don't think they'll tell us today what the punishment is, I think they'll drag it out a bit," said Charlie, blissfully unaware of what was happening.

But then Rodrigo came out into the Garden with a look of horror on his face. "They just locked the Kitchen, so maybe this is the punishment," he suggested.

"We'll probably be on gruel for a month now," laughed David.

"It's like I said," announced Lisa, "they'll take all the luxuries. If people want to disrespect Big Brother, then Big Brother will disrespect them. Big Brother are more powerful and stronger than anyone in this House," she added.

But she had hit the nail on the head. Big Brother had taken away all the luxury food they'd got for passing the Alice in Wonderland Task. And all because of three bad boys.

My oh my, there's gonna be trouble…
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I wonder if BB said smoking was now not allowed in the house if David would meekly comply or protest. He certainly dosent seem to comprehend that breaking rules is just another way to play the game, it certainly worked for Marcus last week he should of gone so I can see why he may of twigged that and is doing it again.

Marcus and his crew dislike the idea of the others putting them up for eviction so much that they would rather do it themselves.
And BB is rubbing her hands with glee because she knows two of them would most certainly have been up, the situation has just saved her from putting some lame-arsed excuse into play to save them.