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Rodders with the "Queen"

I am LOLing so hard at Stinky's suggestion that Her Maj should have farted as he left. That would have been classic!

Dear old Jeanette Charles. She's played the Queen for so long now, I think she thinks she IS the feckin Queen!

Freddie acting like he believed the queen visiting the BB house on request was something that could easily happen, was, as Bea said 'absurd' - imagine the derision David would have got on here if he'd said that!.


Bea is like the spoiled brat who throws a tantrum in a shop and can't understand why her parents (Marcus & Freddie) who usually condone such behaviour at home, are now angry with her.

As she said to Marcus during their conversation on live feed 'why didn't you lot say something sooner about me being 'negative'. Because it suited their agenda when she was being 'negative' about other hms, that's why!

Agree, Rodrigo took the joke in good spirit, he did a fine job of singing the National Anthem too.

DH76 says the day Big Brother jumped the shark was the 'ironic' Nikki from BB7 being allowed back in; disagree, it was John Tickle in BB4.

But last night's meeting between the queen & Rodrigo beats both of those - excruciatingly embarrassing - suprised it passed the producer's meeting.

Rodrigo may have believed, I don't know, but he wasn't in anyway nervous when he poured the tea! The guy was a reserve BB9 housemate last year & has lived in this country since 2007. Surely, even he understands that the Queen wouldn't give the time of day to the Big Brother franchise??

Disagree, Geena

It is Bea who knowingly became a bitchy cliche.
It was Bea who last friday referred to Lisa as a 'cockroach' the housemates can't get rid of; it was Bea who said Vivienne Westwood would be embarrassed that David idolised her and wore her clothes.
And now the dumb mugs Lisa & David are apparently Bea's best 'friends.' How hilarious, Bea can't stand them.

Maybe Bea's comments are all set-up for the programme's purpose?
Bea did say in the diary room on the first night that she was going to be a 'great housemate??' Cringe-worthy.

And Bea 'cried' a lot last night after Marcus said 4 million(not that many!)viewers would think she was 'negative'.
Bea obviously has no tear ducts! because no-one saw any tears.

Hi Pil

My point is, Lisa and David didn't know what Bea was saying about them behind their backs, and have now accepted her as 'the enemy of my enemy' more than anything else,IMO.

Freddie himself laughed and encouraged Bea when she'd go into bitch mode and make threats ....like, wanting to steal tea that was left over after the task for themselves, or the earings from Noirin's locker, or poo in Noirin's (or was it Issacs') pillow case. Freddie also told Bea it was Ok to isolate a hm (Noirin) if that hm had upset everyone else - as he himself has done recently.

It's only now that Bea has turned her wrath on Freddie that they are showing her up for the nasty piece of work she is, which smacks of hypocrisy to me. I've no sympathy for Bea, Freddie, Marcus or Siavash - they are as bad as each other in different ways.

I still believe now as I've done from the start, that Bea is now and has been taking her cue from BB in the DR.

Back To Normal



Two housemates just received their very special individual prize from Big Brother. Halfwit and Dogface went in to the Diary Room... and Freddie and Sophie came out.

Big Brother offered the pair the chance to change their names back by deed poll. After signing the forms they returned to the House and re-introduced themselves to everyone. "I'm Freddie!" said the housemate-formerly-known-as Halfwit cheerfully.

"My name's Charlie," said Charlie courteously, shaking Freddie's hand. "Pleasure to meet you. Nice to meet you darling," he added to Sophie.

But Sophie wasn't feeling too cheerful. "It's a **** prize," she said bluntly. "Everybody else got something good. Everybody calls me Sophie anyway! There's no difference!"

"The public will know you as Dogface and Halfwit," Siavash pointed out. Bet that's just what she wanted to hear.

Meanwhile in the Garden, Bea was passing on her own theory about why the name change had happened.

"We were saying last night about who we think is most likely to go tonight," she said to David in a low voice. "I think they've probably changed Freddie's name back to Freddie for him to go."

"Really?!" said David, looking shocked.

Actually Bea, for the purposes of tonight's eviction, Freddie will be known as The-Housemate-Formerly-Known-As-Halfwit, and if he survives, will only then be know as Freddie. So, will he get his name back in or out of the House? That's for you to decide...
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Lisa: "Marcus is soft"

Even by his own standards, Marcus has been pretty bolshy over the last couple of weeks, repeatedly having a go at Big Brother and barneying with Bea on a daily basis. But another housemate reckons that under all that effing and blinding, there's a sweeter side to Marcus. Yes, you did read that right. Unexpectedly, in a garden chat with David, Lisa's been waxing lyrical about the Irrepressible Dark Horse.

"I had a chat with Marcus yesterday," she revealed. "I had a good chat actually. I just said to him, I've never been scared of you. I don't think you're as hard as you make out. I think you're quite soft somewhere."

Could Lisa be picking up on something well hidden? Or just picking up on something they might have in common?

"I think all this ******* and ******* and ******* is all a cover," she continued, referring to Marcus's ripe vocabulary. "I said, maybe you've been hurt in your life, such as I have, and you're defending yourself. I do see a soft side. I said, you're not all that aggressive."

Lisa shrugged. "And he just said that's him. And I suppose it is him. OK, his language is abusive, and you know I hate listening to so much swearing, but there is another side to Marcus. I see that. He's protecting himself."

"It'd be nice to see that," said David thoughtfully.

We wouldn't mind seeing it either. Maybe it takes one to know one?
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Present And Correct

Yesterday Big Brother announced that the housemates would be getting special individual prizes. Marcus got fanmail, Lisa got tobacco, Siavash got clothes and Charlie got a very intimate half-hour in the Diary Room listening to Girls Aloud. Today it's the turn of the rest of the housemates.

Bea will be given a coffee machine. We can't wait to see her in action with all that extra caffeine in her system.


Dogface and Halfwit will be given the opportunity to change their names back to Sophie and Freddie. They'll always be Dogface and Halfwit to us.


And loveliest of all, David will be given a delicious roast dinner cooked by his nan and auntie. Share it round mate - we're starving!


It's just like Christmas. Only August...
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Jail Bird

Many have come up against the mighty arguing force that is Bea. But none have triumphed - until today. That's right: nobody wins in an argument against Big Brother.

Bea was called to the Diary Room and from her guilty demeanour it was clear that she knew exactly why.

"Hello!" she said cheerily. "I haven't got my microphone with me, I've just got changed."

Big Brother wasn't interested. "Bea, as you are aware, it is a fundamental rule of Big Brother that all housemates must wear their microphones unless sleeping at night, washing, showering or in the pool. Despite numerous reminders, you've continued to disregard this fundamental rule."

"Oh, come on!" shouted Bea, quickly dropping the charm offensive. "I've literally just come out of the shower! Please don't get me in trouble."

"Bea, as you continue to disregard this rule, you must be punished," said Big Brother firmly. "You must therefore proceed directly to Jail where you will stay until further notice."

Bea's jaw dropped and she sat in angry silence for several seconds.

"I don't want to," she said finally. "I don't want to go to Jail. I've just got out of the shower. I've JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER! I wasn't going to forget it! Please don't send me to Jail, Big Brother!"

"Bea, this isn't a negotiation," said Big Brother calmly.

Bea's bottom lip appeared. "I think that's really unfair," she said sadly. "You don't put somebody like me in a jail. I'm not the sort of person that would fare well in a jail, you know that. Plus I need to put my leave-in conditioner on my hair, I'm not going to be able to sort that out in prison am I? Please will you just give me one more chance?"

"No," was the curt response.

"I can't believe you guys!" stropped Bea, storming out of the room.

On her way to Jail Bea stopped off in the Bedroom to pick up her make-up bag and have a good moan to David and Charlie. "It's bloody ridiculous," she told them. "Can people come and sit with me, 'cause I don't want to deal with that stupid little ****** out there in the swimming pool."

Ouch! We don't think that's a very nice way to talk about the housemate formerly known as Halfwit...
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Tickle coming back was the equivalent of Fonzie jumping the trash cans for a dare, odd and bit desperate. Nikki coming back is the Happy Days going to Hollywood and Fonzie just jumping a shark ..... "just because"

anything since is the downward slope into cancellation (bye bye Richie, hello cousin Roger)

there endith the Happy Days lesson

About time. My theory on this is that having a HM called Halfwit or Dogface winning the show (which would still get a fair deal of coverage in the media) would make BB more of a joke than it's regarded as already by the mainstream.